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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 18:27

I thought it were proper Magic. I'm on iPhone app and all I had was a blank white page with a lone Scottish emoticon Grin

You could so hack MN if you tried.

TSSDNCOP · 20/08/2015 18:25

I am not Jeffrey.

He's the kind of bloke who has a very bright security light.

HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 18:24

Xmas Hmm Honey Jufray? Is that you??

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 18:23

Arse. Ignore that I was c&ping to quote akk and have sucked up her half her emoticons into my italics.

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HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 18:23

I have a brown leather sofa. Am I bovered JFRY?

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 18:21

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Aquilae · 20/08/2015 18:18

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viridus · 20/08/2015 18:14

I am not Jeffery because I am not a man-bitch, and don't dissappear after posting a few times, in a condescending manner.

Farandole · 20/08/2015 18:00

I'm not Jeffrey because I know how to permanently relocate an imaginary monster from my sock to the sugar bowl.

And I'm staying at a spa that doesn't allow breastfed babies.

This is my first namechange ever. I don't feel like myself anymore but I sure as fuck ain't Jeffrey.

misguidedmissile · 20/08/2015 18:00

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm not a cunt.

QueenStromba · 20/08/2015 17:56

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm having a child free wedding, didn't invite everyone that I sent a save the date card to and don't understand why my friend that I didn't invite doesn't want to help me with the decorations.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 20/08/2015 17:56

Crisps

are you Jeff though? hiding in plain sight?
tsk tsk
Wink Grin

Armi · 20/08/2015 17:55

I am not Jeffrey because I invented the Period Peeler. Plus my mother loves me.

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:54

every time I refresh the page, more appear.

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:54

every time I refresh the page, more appear.

Inertia · 20/08/2015 17:49

I am not Jeffrey because I know that it's a coat, not a bloody kidney.

PacificDogwood · 20/08/2015 17:48
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ginslinger · 20/08/2015 17:46

Crikey Crisps - i've seen that posting style somewhere before! Grin

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:46

goodness! Why are my posts appearing so many times?

Jeffrey? Is that you?

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:46

goodness! Why are my posts appearing so many times?

Jeffrey? Is that you?

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:41

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:41

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:41

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 17:41

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 20/08/2015 17:37

I'm not Jeffrey.
I don't give a shit about proving anything.
you know me or you don't.



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