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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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AlanPacino · 20/08/2015 22:32

I'm not Jeffrey because there's not millions of me 'living under one roof'

Frusso · 20/08/2015 22:31

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Rarity08 · 20/08/2015 22:19

I'm not Jeffrey as I know how to steam my vagina Grin

Wehavealwayslivedinthecastle · 20/08/2015 22:16

I'm not Jeffrey because my neighbour didn't take my parcel, open it, wear the jumper and pop it on the line for me to see!

Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 22:16

Better safe than sorry I always say.

Oh!

Turtle boy naked pan pipe mum!

I am not Jeffrey! Rejoice!

AlpacaLypse · 20/08/2015 22:10

Not only do I know what a spermy sex towel is, but I also remember the Let's Parler Franglais version which was spermy serviette de sexe.

It was the big silly joke AIBU thread when I first joined

Trenzalor · 20/08/2015 22:08

I'm not Jeffrey because I don't know Janet and Roy.

PacificDogwood · 20/08/2015 22:06

For whoever asked about IPOAT

Whatthefucknameisntalreadytake · 20/08/2015 21:59

Not really

Whatthefucknameisntalreadytake · 20/08/2015 21:58

I'm Jeffrey

PegsPigs · 20/08/2015 21:58
SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 20/08/2015 21:56

I said that, VoyageOfDad, and I used the correct acronyms ...

DrearyMe1 · 20/08/2015 21:55

I'm not Jeffrey, I'm Angela Hernandez.

onemightywizard · 20/08/2015 21:50

i'm not jeffers because i know how to pronounce quinoa properly and have actually eaten it more than once AND ENJOYED IT

NoonAim · 20/08/2015 21:40

I can Huuuaaarrr! and lob a small dog over a fence.

So I'm not Jeffrey.

Laska42 · 20/08/2015 21:40

Because I know that a really good dinner party needs Pombears..Grin

Kryten2X4B523P · 20/08/2015 21:38

Ah crap, VoD has just reminded me that PA (LHK) is on strictly this year Angry

SuckingEggs · 20/08/2015 21:36

Oh, and I love a good woo thread, me Grin

SuckingEggs · 20/08/2015 21:35

I'm annoyed by words such as:
Hubby
Chillax
Hollibobs
Cheeky (as in "cheeky beer after work")

I know what a Wendy is and I'm not wearing mum boots.

Ner.

Yourethe1formefatty · 20/08/2015 21:34

I'm not Jeffrey because I once tried to bake a cake in a mug in the microwave.

VoyageOfDad · 20/08/2015 21:34

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 21:28

You only have to prove you're not The Jeffrey.

You don't have to prove you're not all the Jeffrey's or indeed Geoffrey's.

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Passmethecrisps · 20/08/2015 21:25

What about Geoffreys? Are they under suspicion?

ChesterDrawers · 20/08/2015 21:14

I am not Jeffrey, I am Mykleen Ass.

I did go to primary school with a Jeffrey though. He thought the Numskulls Google, young people were real Hmm

1moremum · 20/08/2015 20:38

I am not Jeffrey because i have spent more than one day keeping watch over the Abbey Rd crossing.