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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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HannaClotta · 21/08/2015 12:34

I am still Spartacus and I always RTFFT.

I am however, still not Zseffreh Bike

AgathaHannigan · 21/08/2015 07:37

I'm not Jeffrey but I'm not telling why because TSSDNCOP.

Mimigolightly · 21/08/2015 07:20

I am not Jeffrey because I have had a lady bollock and he hasn't.

But.......I am still Spartacus

IDismyname · 21/08/2015 05:14

Has Jeffrey been Kondoed yet?
He ain't bringing us any 'Joy'. That's for sure.

(This thread excepted!)

DXBMermaid · 21/08/2015 05:13

I am not Jeffrey because I now know the difference between vulva and vagina. Although I still prefer calling it a fanjo and would never consider calling it a Yoni Grin

BeverlyGoldberg · 21/08/2015 04:55

However I could be Jeffery because me and DH happily demolish a roast chicken by ourselves over 2 days (half for Sunday roast and half for Monday sandwiches!). We're animals!

BeverlyGoldberg · 21/08/2015 04:51

I'm not Jeffery because I bought Pom Bears for our road trip purely because of the Pom Bear thread and offered them round with the words "Pom Bear anyone?".

Hairballs · 21/08/2015 04:41

I'm not Jeffrey as I enjoying posting and viewing sporn.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 21/08/2015 04:06

I'm not Jeffrey, I don't wear creepy white make-up that is worse than what poor Heath Ledger had to put up with in The Dark Knight

HawkEyeTheNoo · 21/08/2015 01:43

Aw MNHQ this gas to go to classics?? I'm tempted to find a baby to draw a moustache on fir a laugh, in marker, the day before hv arrives... Just to profess my innocence {try it because it sooooo funny!

HawkEyeTheNoo · 21/08/2015 01:34

I'm not Jeffrey as I think you lot are the funniest bunch of fuckers EVER! (That, and the reasons I also posted about 3pm!) Grin

fattymcfatfat · 21/08/2015 01:30

Grin I'm sure Geoffrey is OK to use though, just in case anyone is reading this and feels disappointed that their baby name has been given to an arsewipe.

or maybe not.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 21/08/2015 01:25

I hope nobody innocently starts a baby name thread with the title "Jeffrey for a boy - thoughts?" coz they'd be lynched for sureGrin

rollercoasterchicken · 21/08/2015 00:27

I don't eat grapes in the shops

Murloc · 21/08/2015 00:20

I'm not Jeffrey because it took me ALL DAY to think of a new password after my old one (pre-name change) was on The List.

Also, I wear the correct bra size thanks to MN, and I suspect that Jeffrey's moobs swing freely.

SanityClause · 21/08/2015 00:11

I'm not Jeffrey, because I'm too busy checking for cuntworms.

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XxCharlxX · 20/08/2015 23:17

I'm not actually Jeffrey becausE I'm the crazy lady dancing down the street to music with her headphones on

daisydalrymple · 20/08/2015 23:13

But my first kiss at the age of 10, was with a boy called Jeffrey ...

I really don't think I post regularly or often enough for him to have targeted MN as a way of revenge because I LTB 33 years ago. On a school bus at that...

daisydalrymple · 20/08/2015 23:09

I'm not Jeffrey because I put a gate in the fence between our back garden and our neighbours.

And this Christmas ds1 WILL be Joseph, dd WILL be Mary, and I am popping along with baby ds2 so he can be Jesus.

SunbathingCat · 20/08/2015 22:50

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acatcalledjohn · 20/08/2015 22:46

I am Jeffery's ex.

Fucking lucky escape that was.

InQuiteAPickle · 20/08/2015 22:45

I'm not Jeffrey as I make phallic shaped ornaments out of clay.

MrSlant · 20/08/2015 22:37

I might be Jeffrey, after all TSSDNCOP.

Frusso · 20/08/2015 22:36

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Bunnyjo · 20/08/2015 22:36

I'm not Jeffrey because MNHQ have my address after I won a Smeg Fridge a few years ago and they could quite easily send a SWAT team to me! And I don't stealth boast either Wink

realises Jeffrey probably has my address Shock Angry