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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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OneMoreForExtra · 22/08/2015 01:05

I'm not J'phray because:

I know to open slices of bread like pages of a book and reassemble in the same order and orientation after buttering when making multiple rounds of sandwiches

I can fold a fitted sheet

And I never tolerate a cocklodger

LancashireTea · 22/08/2015 00:44

I'm not Jeffrey because I wash my towels when they walk to washer on their own on the hour, every hour. Whether they need it or not.

HTH

MetallicBeige · 22/08/2015 00:25

I'm not Jeffrey because I am still waiting for Beesimo's DLass1 to come back and tell us that the plane to Ireland has landed safely. Though she was locked behind electronic gates and may have starved to death. Sad

I think I will have a baby led weaning Very Hungry Caterpillar birthday party while I continue to wait.

catzpyjamas · 22/08/2015 00:11

I'm not Jeffrey!

Xmas Smile Smile Tardis Shamrock Bear Daffodil Dragon Bike Crown

Leeza2 · 21/08/2015 23:58

I'm not Jeffrey because I remember lavenderrrrr and judge flounce

And my hamster is missing

And I remember when we had baby pasta instead of biscuits

SoleBizzzz · 21/08/2015 23:53

Yayyy

SoleBizzzz · 21/08/2015 23:53
Bike
SoleBizzzz · 21/08/2015 23:52

[bicycle]

MrSlant · 21/08/2015 23:27

Bike Bike Bike

I found him. This is Jeffrey and this is why he is as he is:

MaillotRojoPan · 21/08/2015 22:19

I'm not Jeffery coz me and a few others mithered HQ beyond what was reasonable, and their supply of gin, to get the Bike icon.

You're welcome!

Moln · 21/08/2015 22:09

I'm not Jeffery because I always offer my Pom Bears in the correct manner.

iamaboveandBeyond · 21/08/2015 21:55

I may not be jeff, but i think everyone posting here are a bunch of bjullying bjitches for making fun of him!!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 21/08/2015 21:38

I'm definitely not Jeffrey
I invented the HalfWidge!
true story

itsraininginbaltimore · 21/08/2015 21:06

I clearly MUST be Jeffrey because I failed to RTFT and mentioned the Hamwidge when someone had already done it.

I'll have to go again now, before I get run out of town with pitchforks and burning torches.

I am not Jeffrey because I remember the High Sift and the Ramekin intervention.

BerylStreep · 21/08/2015 21:02

Worrying that I know most of these references.

I'm not Jeffrey because we named the local stray cat in Lanzarote Fabio.

Actually, when I think of Jeffrey, I mostly think of Jeffrey Dahmer which is more worrying than my knowledge of MN memes. A friend of a friend lived next door to him, and he had used their shared attic as a 'storage' facility.

EmpressKnowsWhereHerTowelIs · 21/08/2015 19:55

Gups Star

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HoneyDragon · 21/08/2015 19:48

Gups Grin

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readyforno2 · 21/08/2015 18:59

I'm not Jeffrey because I like playing the game with the dividers on the belt in the supermarket. Makes me giggle every time the person behind me "fixes" it

SuffolkNWhat · 21/08/2015 18:58

Gups Grin brilliant, what a flashback!

FrustratedFrugal · 21/08/2015 18:52

Jeffrey PM me your address and you'll get my Nars Deep Throat. Let me know if there are any other expired cosmetics that you fancy!

hereforNewKeks · 21/08/2015 18:45

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the true meaning of the word kecks* (and I don't need my mum to buy them for me)

*Oxford English version

EmpressKnowsWhereHerTowelIs · 21/08/2015 18:43

I'm not Jeffrey because I once led a zombie raid on HQ.

ToTheGups · 21/08/2015 17:26

Jeffrey..... Cat me you cunt!

CigarsofthePharoahs · 21/08/2015 17:23

I'm not Jeffrey because when I saw pictures of a baby shower on fb recently I thought "I'm glad I wasn't invited to that. Very wanky."
And it was. They all had to slot a bead onto a necklace, something to do with building something together to show support for the mum to be.
Wanky!
But my mum does have an orangery.

iamaboveandBeyond · 21/08/2015 12:34

I'm not Jeff, but i do know where he is...

I built a big, fuck off shed out my back garden in which to keep him prisoner. And i do not care one iota what my neighbours think. Mwahaha!