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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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BertieBotts · 19/08/2015 23:46

Square ham Grin

Square ham with an upsetting sheen

SilverShins · 19/08/2015 23:46

X Post Grin

Rainuntilseptember15 · 19/08/2015 23:46

Arse, beaten again!!

SilverShins · 19/08/2015 23:46

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm haunted by Terry Wogan's trousers Shock Although maybe I am because I'm not posting a link.

Rainuntilseptember15 · 19/08/2015 23:46

maybe this is Jeffrey, getting his revenge for years of crotch mockery?

I'm not actually Jeffrey because
BertieBotts · 19/08/2015 23:46

Of course!

As an aside. Penguins is GONE. I don't know when it was swiss-cheesed but I am narrowing eyes at Jeffrey.

MARTIN1 · 19/08/2015 23:45

I'm not Jeffrey because people say nicer things about Jeffrey on here than me.

TheyGotTheMustardOut · 19/08/2015 23:45

This thread has made me chuckle quietly to myself (not lol because I don't lol).

MyEvenNewerAccount · 19/08/2015 23:45

I'm not Jeffrey because I believe pictures speak a thousand words..

I'm not actually Jeffrey because
howtorebuild · 19/08/2015 23:45

I am not Jeffrey because I know where to find penguin in the Isle of White.

fattymcfatfat · 19/08/2015 23:44

I'm not Jeffrey because I love nutella and don't believe dinosaurs existed Grin (does that make me the crazy Dino lady?)

TheFormidableMrsC · 19/08/2015 23:44

I'm not Jeffrey because WellWhoKnew and I took a pineapple into court and took a picture of it and posted it on Mumsnet Smile

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:44

Bertie, that was about 6 years ago. Are you suggesting he's spent all that time locked away with Hacking for Dummies and a burning thirst for revenge?

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Valsoldknickers · 19/08/2015 23:44

Aw sugar, messed up on my last post, meant to put

I'm not Jeffrey because I won't be wearing Mum boots this AW15

Bloody hell I cocked up there a bit Blush

(HoneyDragon with stirrups and a camel toe?Grin)

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 19/08/2015 23:43

He probably eats square ham. Poor bastard.

Bearsbeets · 19/08/2015 23:43

I'm not Jeffrey because I play the supermarket checkout divider game Grin

I have now re-regged though so I look suspicious like a newbie! Shall I now list loads of crap like people usually do when they NC? Penis beaker, centre parcs anal sex, DH took me up the shard, Pom bears, naive ham etc etc WinkGrin

rollercoasterchicken · 19/08/2015 23:43

I am not Jeffrey because I need to go shopping for a red rug.

IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes · 19/08/2015 23:43

For one year I can feed a family of 6 with just one whole chicken and still have left overs

So I can't possibly be Jeffery

slithytove · 19/08/2015 23:43

I'm not Jeffrey because I know a mumsnetter would NEVER use a toilet brush.

And I smash cakes and put the shopping divider lengthways on the belt.

Icrackedup · 19/08/2015 23:43

I misread and thought this was about Joffrey.

twirlypoo · 19/08/2015 23:43

I'm not Jeffrey because my chicken will last a month feeding my family of 12.

I also fake tan my baby, and Jeffrey is jealous of his golden hue Grin

spiderlight · 19/08/2015 23:43

I'm not Jeffrey because I've never been on a date with a penguin or taken my bikini bottoms off at the side of the pool.

FortuneVomitsOnMyEiderdown · 19/08/2015 23:42

oh, but I eat Greggs' sausage rolls and fruit shoots Sad

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 19/08/2015 23:42

I am not Jeffrey because I have an active sex life but I am not SWI

nancy75 · 19/08/2015 23:42

not even ham, i bet jeffrey eats spam

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