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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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ouryve · 19/08/2015 23:57

I'm not Jeffrey because I was born female. Besides, my mum preferred Geoffrey.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/08/2015 23:57

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what was LostInWales.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/08/2015 23:56

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm Gideon
I'm not Jeffrey because I believe in nice.

NorksAreMessy · 19/08/2015 23:56

I am not Jeffrey because I possess neither twigs nor pebbly shit nor big sparkly words on my walls
(I do have a brown sofa though...the shame)

Zebda · 19/08/2015 23:55

Je ne suis pas Jeffery

SurlyCue · 19/08/2015 23:54

Brian's password is YoniHull. There is no question in my mind.

chebarba · 19/08/2015 23:54

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm Angela Hernandez (although not the real one)

YonicScrewdriver · 19/08/2015 23:52

I'm not Jeffrey because I preferred bungle (populist)'

I'm not Jeffrey but I am sheila Jeffries (higher brow)

BertieBotts · 19/08/2015 23:51

at Brag's reference

BertieBotts · 19/08/2015 23:51

Or maybe Jeffrey was the sexed up teenager living in the car outside the MNer's house?

Maybe every thread, somehow, links back to Jeffrey?

Is it all a giant conspiracy?

surpriseitsme · 19/08/2015 23:50

Hahaha I looked for Brian from hulls name too!

YonicScrewdriver · 19/08/2015 23:50

Aw, clam, I was about to do that!

nancy75 · 19/08/2015 23:50

Brians password must be hey yoni yoni?

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:50

I was so disappointed that Brian's password wasn't listed.

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spiderlight · 19/08/2015 23:50

Maybe the tiny Korean lady is Jeffrey!

Singsongsung · 19/08/2015 23:49

I'm not Jeffrey because I love to debate the intricacies of parent and child parking spaces for hours

nancy75 · 19/08/2015 23:49

I'm not jeffrey because i have made dp learn really good sexual tecnics

surpriseitsme · 19/08/2015 23:49

I'm not Jeffrey because I still shudder at poo crumbs and I darednt start a towel washing thread....

ENtrtainmentappreciated · 19/08/2015 23:48

I'm certainly not anyone other than I seem to be and definitely not him because I'd never accepted an invitation for one of those massages especially if I was in Hull AND I know why and when Sole became the bizz Grin

Bragadocia · 19/08/2015 23:48

Jeffrey, is that you?

clam · 19/08/2015 23:48

I'm not Jeffrey because my actual name is Brian and I'm from Hull.

twirlypoo · 19/08/2015 23:48

Penguins have gone? How!!! I'm beginning to warm to the theory Jeffrey really is poor penguin man, trying to seek his revenge and cover up his past dating horrors.

Bimblepops · 19/08/2015 23:47

In not Jeffrey because I've never t-rexxed around a supermarket

Garrick · 19/08/2015 23:47

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the little Korean lady in the garden - Aaaahahah! I'd forgotten about her! (She must have been in the garden all this time.) Brilliant thread.

I'm Jeffrey, and I live in MrsDV's next-door-neighbour's shed.

catzpyjamas · 19/08/2015 23:47

Bertie NOOOOOOOO