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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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BlueNoon100 · 20/08/2015 00:18

I'm not Jeff because I remember Shiny going on about bawbags and the thread about the anal Pils who win plugged the router after use and wound the wire around it and put it in a drawer ready for the next time they might need to use the Google Grin don't know why that stuck with me.

coffeeisnectar · 20/08/2015 00:16

I haven't actually made one

I like my fanjo free of shredded skin.

But the original thread was highly amusing.

BertieBotts · 20/08/2015 00:15

Definitely.

I'm not actually Jeffrey because
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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 00:14

Bertie

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BertieBotts · 20/08/2015 00:13

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I'm not actually Jeffrey because
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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 00:13

I'm not Jeffrey because I know how to make a sex toy using a toothbrush, sandpaper and glitter

Won't someone think of the chafing?

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MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 20/08/2015 00:11

I am not Jeffrey. But I am standing next to him wearing my "I'm with bitch face" piinny and armed with a Lemon Drizzle the texture of scrambledsmegs...

coffeeisnectar · 20/08/2015 00:10

Honeydragon, is your dog called anyfucker? :o

coffeeisnectar · 20/08/2015 00:09

Jeffreysmummyiscross....love the name :o

coffeeisnectar · 20/08/2015 00:08

I'm not Jeffrey because I know how to make a sex toy using a toothbrush, sandpaper and glitter.

msgrinch · 20/08/2015 00:08

I also know an elderly Korean lady.

Zebda · 20/08/2015 00:08

Giddy I have no clue how we do a meme, but wishing for the first time ever that we had tickers Grin

JeffreysMummyisCross · 20/08/2015 00:07

I am not Jeffrey. I am lemon drizzle bitch.

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 00:04

She is named after a very fine Mnetter indeed and takes after her namesake very much (unbiddable, feisty and utterly insane). Grin

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FuckOffJeffrey · 20/08/2015 00:04

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the horse has bolted, the gate has been locked and Chris can be happy again.

msgrinch · 20/08/2015 00:03

giddy hi! no no I'm ok, I like life Simon free.

MsJuniper · 20/08/2015 00:03

I'm not Jeffrey because I know my correct bra size and have a BBH.

LoveandMonsters · 20/08/2015 00:00

I'm not Jeffrey because I know Honey's dog is named after a MNer and I hope I never sadly do a penguin thread. Or a penguin bollard thread.

On a plus note - this is like a MN disaster movie - I think we'll all come through this better people Grin Wine

GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/08/2015 00:00

msgrinch I have a useless ex called Simon if you want him :)

LittleBearPad · 20/08/2015 00:00

I'm not Jeffrey because I know never to start a parent and child parking thread

WastingValuableTime · 19/08/2015 23:59

I'm not Jeffrey because I know why cutted up pear is unreasonable.

I have just started again with a new email, so I'm feeling a bit newbie despite having been here far too long!

msgrinch · 19/08/2015 23:59

I don't have a useless mate called Simon

LineyRunner · 19/08/2015 23:58

Je ne suis pas Jeffers either parce que je parle le franglais formidable.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/08/2015 23:58

Oh Zebda we need a meme

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 19/08/2015 23:58

Square ham with an upsetting sheen aka David Cam ham.