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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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viridus · 23/08/2015 12:34

I am not Jeffery, but I am a bit concerned about his name? Am I being reasonable, but I noticed him being called Jeffers. Perhaps we could clarify, - maybe Jeff, ? or Jeffiie ( kind of cute), or Geoffery (too real manlike) or Jaffakins . . .

EmpressKnowsWhereHerTowelIs · 23/08/2015 07:53

Honey Grin

I'm not Jeffrey because I have a VAGINE!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 23/08/2015 07:44
Crown Grin
HannaClotta · 23/08/2015 00:45

tcrarse?

BlackeyedSusan · 22/08/2015 23:15

arse

BlackeyedSusan · 22/08/2015 23:14
Crown Hmm Crown Biscuit Crown Confused
BlackeyedSusan · 22/08/2015 23:14

oo forgot about these

tcrhmm
tcrbiscuit
tcrconfused

Frusso · 22/08/2015 19:43

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HoneyDragon · 22/08/2015 17:53

I'm not Jeffrey because

A) empress is always right

And

B) I'm not a citrus titted arse part (little blast from the past for some of you Grin)

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Shockers · 22/08/2015 16:49

I have no idea who Jeffrey is, so I can't possibly be he.

Is he the reason I had to change my password?

(I've been away with very sporadic internet access for the past 3 weeks.)

Garrick · 22/08/2015 16:43

I am totally loving all the memory-jogs about superb & gripping threads passim.

I'd love to be as good at hacking as Jeffrey, but I'd never finish the job because I'd get too engrossed in the content!
Happy reading, Jeffrey :)

Kryten2X4B523P · 22/08/2015 16:21
MadGrumblyGnome · 22/08/2015 13:13

Grin spud cunt

That was a good insult

SilentBob · 22/08/2015 12:58

And becayse J'Phraighq can spell the word because correctly.

SilentBob · 22/08/2015 12:57

I am definitely not J'Phraighq (the q is silent- I'm well yooneeq me!) becayse I just uttered the phrase 'fuck of, spud cunt' at the self-serve checkout.

iamaboveandBeyond · 22/08/2015 12:16

I'm not jeffrey because i am the poster who worked out the exact location of the mill with the ghosty, and pm'd MOD (nicely, not weird and stalkery) to suggest she got the thread removed as it outed her. I'm also the poster who posted on about six million threads since, correcting people saying that it was removed because she was found to be a bridge-dweller!!

Frusso · 22/08/2015 11:23

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EmpressKnowsWhereHerTowelIs · 22/08/2015 11:10

And I'm not Jeffrey because I know what colour Honey painted her baby.

Honey can't be Jeffrey because she helped save my arse last year by posting on my suicide thread when I was planning to go jump in the nearest lake. Sounds a bit too helpful for Jeffrey.

iamaboveandBeyond · 22/08/2015 10:11

Nah, not Brian from Hull. One of Jeff's twitter wank sock puppets has been keking at people being upset by...

*words on a screen" !!!!!!!

ThroughTheLongNight · 22/08/2015 09:42

Has it occurred to anyone that Honey is in fact Jeffrey, and this is a cunning ploy to find out all the secrets of MN?

I am not Jeffrey because I know what Honey accidentally did to Hully, the dog.

Leeza2 · 22/08/2015 09:04

I think Jeff is really Brian from hull . Because MNer didn't use his services .

FuckOffJeffrey · 22/08/2015 08:54

When all this first happened all I could think of was this Eddie Izzard sketch about Jeff and breaking into computers

[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jB2PxMfnUHM Jeff - password] video]

WiryElevator · 22/08/2015 08:43

I'm not Jeffrey despite not RTFT or being arsed to link a bat or Terry Wogans trouser bulge.

My DS, however, constantly tells me his name is Jeff. Do I win a prize?

LittleRedRidingHoodie1 · 22/08/2015 08:26

I might be Jeffrey because I also know how to use Google to find information. Grin

Although if I was Jeffrey would I laugh internally every time I hear "lemon drizzle cake"? Cake

itsraininginbaltimore · 22/08/2015 07:39

metallic I am not Jeffrey because I am in fact DLass1 and I can report that GranGran's plane landed safely and she's alive and well and campaigning in Ireland for forced adoption of all children unfortunate enough to have wicked working mothers.