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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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BumWad · 20/08/2015 06:04

Great thread Grin

I'm not Jeffrey because instead of bleach I use bicarbonate of soda to clean my loo.

Plomino · 20/08/2015 05:57

I'm not Jeffrey , because I am in fact a sender of random Christmas cards called Janet . And Roy is my husband .

MythicalKings · 20/08/2015 05:54

I'm not Jeffrey because I googled penguin bollards

DoctorTwo · 20/08/2015 05:49

I'm not Jeffrey bacause I took an ex up the Oxo Tower and it wasn't all it's cracked up to be.

PegsPigs · 20/08/2015 05:46

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm about to try the banana skin and tape trick on my verruca after not quite enough success with the white vinegar.

toastyarmadillo · 20/08/2015 05:28

I Am not Jeffrey because when I am not excitedly running for the KLAXON of sporn, I am cleaning my lovely penguin bollards with good old fashioned vinegar of course

MotherOfDragon · 20/08/2015 05:11

I'm not because I poo in cubes

NoArmaniNoPunani · 20/08/2015 05:08

I'm not Jeffrey because I only do bumsex at centerparcs

CockwombleJeff · 20/08/2015 04:57

I'm not Jeffrey because I don't like workmen pooing or weeing in my toilet.

spamm · 20/08/2015 03:50

I'm not Jefferey, because I have successfully retrieved my hair elastic plate from behind my toilet without breaking it.

PolpoPolpo · 20/08/2015 02:56

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm actually a lazy researcher that's here to get stories for the Wright Stuff.

ChaircatMiaow · 20/08/2015 02:50

I'm not Jeffrey because I enjoy the odd sinister bonnet from time to time

SummoningDark · 20/08/2015 02:33

I'm not Jeffrey because I get annoyed when strangers park near my home on a public road. I don't have a car but I like to keep the space free. Entitled bastards.

YUDOTHIS · 20/08/2015 02:25

I'm not jeffrey because I have qualifications in ICT and can actually hack lolz

YUDOTHIS · 20/08/2015 02:24

I'm not jeffrey because my (female) genitals are average size yet bigger than his.

AlpacaKitchenSink · 20/08/2015 02:13

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MadGrumblyGnome · 20/08/2015 02:05

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm fanatical about LRP and EL Doublewear

MagicalMrsMistoffelees · 20/08/2015 01:57

Agh! Its working title. Darn autocorrect!

StayWithMe · 20/08/2015 01:52

I'm not Jeffrey because I walk my dogs off lead near small children and my cats shit in the neighbours garden.

BooYouWhore · 20/08/2015 01:51

I'm not Jeffrey because I absolutely do not make people take their shoes off on entering my house or maybe I do

Blistory · 20/08/2015 01:45

I'm not Jeffrey but I won't judge him. I blame that Bastard Ghandi instead.

MagicalMrsMistoffelees · 20/08/2015 01:35

I'm not Jeffrey coz I'm writing a dissertation about MN that covers entitled, EA, controlling, minimising, freedom programme, toxic, NC, ignore ignore ignore, YYY and KOKO.

It's working title is LTB.

HannaCotta · 20/08/2015 01:29

AIBU to think we really need to get our shit together and figure out the truly important stuff like whether it's

Jeffery?

Jeffrey?

Jefferey?

Or

Jfree?

Ginkypig · 20/08/2015 01:27

Because I quite like the idea of punching cakes :-)

MardyBra · 20/08/2015 01:14

I'm not Jeffrey. I'm also not Katie Hopkins in the Big Brother House.

Great thread HoneyDragon!

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