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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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MissFenella · 20/08/2015 09:41

Je ne suis pas Jeffrey.

iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:40

I'm not Jeffery because...

...sorry, btw...

...

...

... MITMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

shoesSHOES · 20/08/2015 09:40

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iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:39

I'm not Jeffery because i know what 'welcome to mumsnet' really means.

VowelMovement · 20/08/2015 09:37

I'm not Jeffrey, because I like Cod, and pombears, and remember the naice lady being taken up the oxo tower.

JackieJormpJormp · 20/08/2015 09:36

I'm not Jeffrey because I've never complained about a lemon drizzle cake

iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:35

*twiggy. Ffs

iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:34

I'm not Jeffery tyvm, because Jeffery has a pleather sofa and twigger shit in the corner.

FuckOffJeffrey · 20/08/2015 09:34

IANJ because I know being a yellow bander = no cake, no party bag and you will be expected to pay your own entrance fee.

DextersMistress · 20/08/2015 09:28

I'm not Jeffrey because my search history includes
Dragon butter
Blue waffle
Munting
2 girls 1 cup and
Lenny Kravitz' cock

MistressWeatherwax · 20/08/2015 09:28

I'm not Jeffrey because I've yet to be confused by a weasel.

Unlike some, eh, HoneyDragon?

LooksLikeImStuckHere · 20/08/2015 09:27

I'm not Jeffrey because every sensible person knows that it should be Geoffrey.

Also, my cat shits on my flower beds rather than my neighbours (I hope).

JeffreySadsacIsUnwell · 20/08/2015 09:21

I'm not Jeffrey. I know that Jeffrey is the man who left the woman's underwear in a MNer's attic along with a postcode. He's hiding out there right now, wearing his red frilly panties and suspenders.

IBelieveInPink · 20/08/2015 09:20

I am not Jeffrey as I know I must always RTFT.

And my skincare regime is now impeccable.

ScrambledSmegs · 20/08/2015 09:16

I'm not namechanging. No way sirree. I like having a gross username, it goes with my personality.

Freeandsinglewater · 20/08/2015 09:15

I'm not Jeffrey because, I can make a whole chicken last a week. Make meals out of thin air, and I buy shop bought cakes to a bake sale.

Saymwa · 20/08/2015 09:15

I'm not jeffrey because when I'm angry or scared I am not afraid to tell people directly and also say why I feel like that.

I'm also not j because I'm lying in bed eating cake and drinking tea that my DH has brought me for breakfast. Smile

I'm not j again because today I'll enjoy sorting out and cleaning different cupboards and boxes and drinking tea and beer and listening to woman's hour podcasts in my garden whilst getting tanned and chatting on the phone. ????

ScrambledSmegs · 20/08/2015 09:14

I'm not Jeffrey because apparently I am the texture of undercooked lemon drizzle cake Envy

BatmanLovesMenInEyeliner · 20/08/2015 09:14

I'm not Jeffrey because I have 6 penguin bollards outside my house.

Flingingmelon · 20/08/2015 09:09

I'm not Jeffery because I wouldn't dream of turning up at a bake sale without chocolate crispy cakes.

PegsPigs · 20/08/2015 09:07

Hamwidge instructions! Yes I'd forgotten about those! Kk

Cheesybaps · 20/08/2015 09:06

I bet Jeffery doesn't like punching cakes in the supermarket.

AlanPacino · 20/08/2015 09:05

I'm not Jeffrey because I get excited when I spy an abandoned shopping list in a trolley.

itsraininginbaltimore · 20/08/2015 09:04

I'm not Jeffrey because I know how to make a hamwidge.

It goes:

Bread

Ham

Bread

Aramynta · 20/08/2015 09:02

I'm not Jeffrey because I have a penis beaker Blush

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