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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 20/08/2015 10:16

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU

BankWadger · 20/08/2015 10:15

OH, hang on. he's back. Blush

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 20/08/2015 10:15

Polecats are the right size.

Have you seen the desk weasel?!

MistressWeatherwax · 20/08/2015 10:15
BankWadger · 20/08/2015 10:15

Shock [ bear ] didn't work!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BankWadger · 20/08/2015 10:14

I'm not Jeffery because I'm not afraid to utter the name Mitmoo out loud.

Also because I remember when Bear had a Santa hat (bring back Bear with a santa hat!!!)

laineylou · 20/08/2015 10:13

I'm not Jeffrey because I wasn't invited to be a Moldie and am therefore excited to be one of the MN3000.

Mimigolightly · 20/08/2015 10:13

I am not Jeffrey because I AM SPARTACUS

Also, I can tell a penguin from a guillemot at 10 paces.

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 10:09

I have a lovely long list of Mnetters I can happily give my bank details too and share personal information with

And may I just say

WEASELS ARE THE WRONG FUCKING SIZE AND THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE TO FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD. Angry

#weaselsarebastards

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StEdmundsPippins · 20/08/2015 10:05

I'm not jeffrey because I MN ALL DAY and never get any work done!

Fab thread honeydragon Smile

Arnoldparnoldpeanuthead · 20/08/2015 10:05

You should bloody we'll know I'm not Jeffrey

TheTravellingLemon · 20/08/2015 10:03

I am not Jeffrey, but I am a ninja, an avid sporner and a graduate of the ten plussers.

I don't like 'trending' and I get a little shiver of excitement when I find a discarded shopping list.

I don't want to talk about dragon butter ever again Shock

Things aren't the same since penis beaker Hmm

Oh yeah and I was also on his shit list Angry.

ShatnersBassoon · 20/08/2015 09:56

I'm not Jeffrey because I've just been admiring my chin hairs. Jeffrey dreams of the day he'll be able to do that.

magimedi · 20/08/2015 09:54

I am not Jeffery because I am an atrocious cunt.

Heathcliff27 · 20/08/2015 09:53

Shite, maybe I am Jeff, nooo i'm confused now. If only I had a sparkly ticker to remind me how many beautiful children I have, hun xxx

iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:52
SideOrderofChips · 20/08/2015 09:52

I am not Jeffrey because i love Christmas too much.

iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:50

I'm not Jeffery because I know which way the shopping divider thingies go on the till

Heathcliff27 · 20/08/2015 09:50

Kk I am not Jeffrey. Hun xxx

SuffolkNWhat · 20/08/2015 09:50

Going by the Hackergate thread it's clear I'm not Jeff because I can fucking spell!

iamaboveandBeyond · 20/08/2015 09:49

How weird, the jeffery wanksock i just reported isnt on here Grin

Treats · 20/08/2015 09:48

No......

.....I'm not Jeffrey;

......is a complete sentence.

Quietlifenotonyournelly · 20/08/2015 09:47

I'm not Jeffrey because, I don't need a keyboard to make me feel powerful.

ScrambledSmegs · 20/08/2015 09:42

I also enjoy a little bit of PARD of an evening. So I'm definitely not Jeffrey.

shoesSHOES · 20/08/2015 09:42

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