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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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CaptainKit · 20/08/2015 11:14

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the secret tab trick with kitchen foil and cling film dispensers.

I also know the car filler cap secret, even though it's not true for my car.

LetTheChipsFall · 20/08/2015 11:14

Jeffrey Shock

SmashleyHop · 20/08/2015 11:12

I'm not Jeffrey because I am the thief that stole the homemade Christmas wreath from their neighbors front door and hung it on my own.

LetTheChipsFall · 20/08/2015 11:11

I'm not Jeffry as I too have told the shower curtain to fuck off

LittleBearPad · 20/08/2015 11:10

Shock Wink

Gruach · 20/08/2015 11:08

Actually Joey spent a suspicious amount of time apparently in a private ward in Switzerland. With a typewriter.

She's probably Jeffrey.

MadGrumblyGnome · 20/08/2015 11:07

I'm not Jeffrey because my BIL is Kim Jong Un Grin

SuffolkNWhat · 20/08/2015 11:04

I'm not Jeffrey because I can play Mornington Crescent

LittleBearPad · 20/08/2015 11:03

Don't worry Grauch Joey will be along to rescue you soon. Of course she will then fall to the ground and be 'to all appearances dead'

JeffreyNeedsAHobby · 20/08/2015 11:02

Jeffrey is a very lonely individual who likes to stop parents communicating like a spoilt brat stomping it's foot. He also has a mild obsession with being BUTTHURT which puts his mental age at approximately 16 years old. Although that might be being generous. I think most 16 year olds have grown out of obsessions with bottoms and getting their own back on parents by the time they do their GCSE's...

Gruach · 20/08/2015 11:01

I can never be Jeffrey while the lemon is in play.

The rest of the time I'm clinging to the side of a mountain with Elizaveta and Grizel. Worrying about people starting rogue Archers threads rather than posting on the official one.

ghostspirit · 20/08/2015 10:58

no is telling me who jeffery is

Kryten2X4B523P · 20/08/2015 10:54

I'm not Jeffrey because I keep my bedding in pillowcases.

And I don't wash my meat.

kippersmum · 20/08/2015 10:50

I think I might be Jeffrey. I don't own a toilet brush & I keep my shoes on in the house.

And my chickens only do 2 days worth of meals.

tumbletumble · 20/08/2015 10:39

I'm not Jeffrey because I know not to add grape juice and vinegar to a bolognese in place of wine, or to throw away pearls if the string breaks (my two favourite ever threads)

PantryofWhoGivesAFuck · 20/08/2015 10:36

I am not Jayfray because I have (ironically) tons of twigs and pebbly shit - and a brown sofa.

And I know it goes FORKS, KNIVES, SPOONS.

JeffreyNeedsAHobby · 20/08/2015 10:34

I am not Jeffrey because I appreciate my time and would not waste it trying to stop a group of parents talking about when they can drink some gin and eat their kids pom bears once they have sedated their kids with calpol Grin

I also am not Jeffrey because I think about things like whether the MN scarf is now a bit passee (also not Jeffrey because I don't know how to get an acute accent).

SideOrderofChips · 20/08/2015 10:32

I also know what penguin bollards are

itsonlysubterfuge · 20/08/2015 10:30

I'm not Jeffery because I know which is the right way up for my Weetabix.

RuckingMarvellous · 20/08/2015 10:29

Me too Kryten re pregnant and NYE

Kryten2X4B523P · 20/08/2015 10:23

Ah I came to say I'm not Jeffrey because I'm a Mexican house thief but somebody beat me to it.

I'm not Jeffrey because I was here pregnant and unsociable on NYE2013.

RuckingMarvellous · 20/08/2015 10:20

I'm not Jeffrey as I'm too brain fried following all these threads to be any use as a hacker!

Oh and I own a mumsnet scarf and Pom bears are a particular favourite dinner party snack in my home ;-) ha ha

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 20/08/2015 10:17

I do mean Ozzy :o he's a trooper.

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 10:17

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 10:16

Do you mean Ozzy? I love Ozzy videos Grin

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