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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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HawkEyeTheNoo · 20/08/2015 13:59

I'm not Jeffrey because I too googled dragon butter after being told not to, I know the Korean lady in the garden and also the trials and tribulations of dropping a booble plate behind a toilet Grin

Lovelybuzzybees · 20/08/2015 13:58

I am not Jeffrey , I shop at waitrose and Aldi

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 13:57

You wouldn't have seen much of me. I was repeatedly locked in my quarters for being forward. My intentions were oft pressed. Wink

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ScrambledSmegs · 20/08/2015 13:54

Lawks, were you an IPOAT Honey? I joined too late to feel I could crash the high jinks. And mostly had no idea what was going on Grin

StatisticallyChallenged · 20/08/2015 13:52

I'm not Jeffrey, but I reckon he's an inadequate little weasel who takes the same approach to measuring his cock as M&S does to measuring backs for bras...

*i.e. he adds 4-5 to the true number"!

AdoraBell · 20/08/2015 13:44

I am not Jeffery because, well, why I want to be when I can be adorable (geddit) also, my bed sheets haven't been washed for fecking weeks and are now minging, but the toilet brushes DH insists on buying are still quite clean.

But I don't care as my handbag was less than £1,000Grin

RandomFriend · 20/08/2015 13:43
Bear
IceBeing · 20/08/2015 13:43

Indeed...I still shed a tear every time I see a colander thinking of how lonely and neglected the hall is these days...

RandomFriend · 20/08/2015 13:41

I'm not Jeffrey.

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 13:40

Poor Mr Rochester, he ails and malaises terribly since Mistress Hullygully fled our Manor after such persecution from the Po Militia. Sad

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Thecatisatwat · 20/08/2015 13:38

Yes, MN could alter the guidelines so that Jeffreyhunting is not allowed.

IceBeing · 20/08/2015 13:36

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what happened to Mr. Rochester's leg.

PantryofWhoGivesAFuck · 20/08/2015 13:34

Calling any incoming troublemakers Jeffrey and greeting them like an old slightly dodgy mate will confuse them.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 20/08/2015 13:31

No you're not! I'm Angela Hernandez

:o

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 13:30

BIT ..... Goddsdammit

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HoneyDragon · 20/08/2015 13:30

I think I might be a little but Jeffrey is a phrase I shall adopt Grin

Are you feeling a little but Jeffrey, op?

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SuffolkNWhat · 20/08/2015 13:27

Or even naice ham, naive ham is just weird

SuffolkNWhat · 20/08/2015 13:26

Poo cubes, naive ham, calm down Jeffrey

That will be the new list

FlatcapnWhippet · 20/08/2015 13:23

In years to come,
We will remember these days,
Songs will be written,
Stories told,

Surviving Jeffgate will be the standard that we measure all new things to Grin

BigRedBall · 20/08/2015 13:19

I'm not Jeffrey, because Jeffrey normally has his hand up my arse, which isn't very nice. That's why he has smelly hands. Poooohheeeeeyyyy.

I'm not actually Jeffrey because
Thecatisatwat · 20/08/2015 13:19

I might be a little bit Jeffrey because my sink is distinctly unshiney.

Lovely to be reminded about some of those threads. I'd completely forgotten about the husband/fat ball and the elderly Korean lady/shed ones.

GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 20/08/2015 13:13

I'm not jeoffrey, I have no example to give Sad DS has only just turned 1 I have not been here long enough....

I've yet to loose my buiscuit giving virginity even!!

TheTravellingLemon · 20/08/2015 13:11

microferretGrin.

Don't worry, squirting milk at a ferry foghorn is now officially a thing .

is also a thing, but a lot of posters hate it.

Hating is actually more of a thing than just .

#notjeffrey.

Don't get me started on unnecessary hashtags.

CheesyNachos · 20/08/2015 13:07

I'm not Jeffrey because I was around for the bobble-plate thread. (And sometimes re-read it when I need a laugh).

Iwasbornin1993 · 20/08/2015 13:06

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm shamelessly place marking while I go and advance search to read about a Korean woman in someone's garden...

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