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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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ToTheGups · 20/08/2015 15:42

Jeffrey is just words on a screen

Trust nae fucker

TheIncomparableDejahThoris · 20/08/2015 15:41

I'm not Jeffrey because I RTFT and saw SwearySwearyQuiteContrary had already done I'm not Jeffrey because I'm not a SpoonyFucker.

SecretSpy · 20/08/2015 15:39

I'm not Jeffrey because I have a proper nanny who makes her own pasta. And I was bitterly disappointed that she didn't sieve the flour properly with a high sift.

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RebeccaMumsnet · 20/08/2015 15:38

This has us all chuckling at MNHQ Grin Thank you all.

I am not Jeffrey because
Smile
Grin
Wink
Shock
Hmm
Confused
Blush
Angry
Sad
Envy
Biscuit
Wine
Brew
Thanks
Cake
Tennis
Flowers
Bear
Daffodil
St Davids
Crown
Shamrock
Dragon
Torch
Smile
Grin
Sad
Wink
Shock
Angry
Envy
Blush
Hmm
Biscuit
Confused
Easter Smile
Easter Grin
Easter Sad
Easter Wink
Easter Shock
Easter Angry
Easter Envy
Easter Blush
Easter Hmm
Easter Biscuit
Easter Confused
Xmas Smile
Xmas Grin
Xmas Sad
Xmas Wink
Xmas Shock
Xmas Angry
Xmas Envy
Xmas Blush
Xmas Hmm
Xmas Biscuit
Xmas Confused
Crown Smile
Crown Grin
Crown Sad
Crown Wink
Crown Shock
Crown Angry
Crown Envy
Crown Blush
Crown Hmm
Crown Biscuit
Crown Confused
Halloween Smile
Halloween Grin
Haloween Sad
Halloween Wink
Halloween Shock
Halloween Angry
Halloween Envy
Halloween Blush
Halloween Hmm
Halloween Biscuit
Halloween Confused
Tardis
Bike
Football
Star

So there.

Thecatisatwat · 20/08/2015 15:35

Mimi nooooo! Have some brain bleach.

Littlefish · 20/08/2015 15:34

I'm not Jeffery because I know exactly where my Pouch of Douglas is.

Thecatisatwat · 20/08/2015 15:33

He can't really complain since he set the parental controls on my laptop so tight that I'm blocked from even searching for things like distillery tours in Scotland (to protect dd I hasten to add so don't tell me to LTB).

A few of us are having issues with our cats aren't we? (Tempted to NC to Mycatistwattierthanyours but after all the password changing palaver I can't be arsed).

Mimigolightly · 20/08/2015 15:33

I just googled 'munting' Shock

I'm still not Jeffrey, I am still Spartacus Grin

JeffhasAMicroPenis · 20/08/2015 15:29

^because I can do that

JeffhasAMicroPenis · 20/08/2015 15:28

HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 15:15

Thecatisatwat Grin Grin

LoveandMonsters · 20/08/2015 15:05

I think Thecatisatwat is my favourite NN ever. My cat is also a twat, so I can sympathise with that, as well as the misplaced comma.

HawkEyeTheNoo · 20/08/2015 15:00

The catisatwat, I can't possibly snort at how funny that is purely because of the misplaced comma, and that peeps is why I'm Definitely NOT Jeffrey Wink cat.. (Hee hee DH's phone... Silky skills there my love!)

FeelsLikeHome123 · 20/08/2015 14:32

I'm not Jeffrey because I don't own a toilet brush or park across anyone's driveway

Thecatisatwat · 20/08/2015 14:22

Actually I am definitely not Jeffrey because I feel I have to apologize for that unnecessary comma after the 'stupidly'.

Thecatisatwat · 20/08/2015 14:16

Hawk, I stupidly, got DH to google 'munting' on his (company) phone (too scared to do it myself). We're both still slightly worried that his company will one day check his browsing history (despite him having had three phones since and his company having been taken over twice).

pointythings · 20/08/2015 14:13

I'm not Jeffrey because gin.

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours · 20/08/2015 14:12

I'm not Jeffers because I really couldnt be arsed to go to all that trouble!

HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 14:12

Do you think he meant to be so rude?

HannaClotta · 20/08/2015 14:11

First off, I think you'll find that I am Spartacus!

Which obviously confirms, again, that I can't be Jhephrie.

Oh and I love abusing chevrons, hash tagging and gavels.

#GAVELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Shutthatdoor · 20/08/2015 14:09

I think I might be a little but Jeffrey is a phrase I shall adopt

Are you feeling a little but Jeffrey, op?

Brilliant Grin

StrawberrytallCake · 20/08/2015 14:09

Oh yeah and I also impressively jumped bra size from 34B to 30EE in an hour. Neither Wendy nor Joffrey could do that.

thornrose · 20/08/2015 14:04

I'm not Jeffrey, I've been had by The Bat too many times! Grin

BitOutOfPractice · 20/08/2015 14:03

I'm not Jeffrey because I am neither grabby nor entitled

StrawberrytallCake · 20/08/2015 13:59

I'm not Jeffrey but I think he's friends with Wendy.

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