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I'd like a Kenneth topic

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 19:46

For those people who's lives have been touched in some way by a Kenneth.

And those that feel their Kennethless lives lack something and want support in getting to a Kenneth.

It would be nice to have a space to escape the madness to discuss the many factions of Kenneth's.

When will this be ready HQ?

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Sparklingbrook · 23/05/2015 09:24

I would feel excluded by such a topic. I don't mean to be Kennethist but I don't know any.

magimedi · 23/05/2015 09:22

I have never known a Kenneth - but my first kiss was with a boy called Kevin - that's close enough, isn't it? Still 11th letter of alphabet Grin

SteveBrucesNose · 23/05/2015 09:21

My life has been touched by a Kenneth. He appears everywhere. I'll go from not seeing him for months and then he'll be in the mall, at the same gig, sat next to DH on a long haul flight to a random destination, refereeing a football match my colleagues are playing.

He's pretty cool.

I support the need for a Kenneth topic wholeheartedly

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HoneyDragon · 23/05/2015 09:18

Ken doll definitely has Kenneth on his birth certificate.

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Singsongsung · 23/05/2015 09:17

At Uni we had a landlord called Kenneth. He is the only person I've ever heard use the word 'dinette'.

ZacharyQuack · 23/05/2015 09:10

Oh yes.

I'd like a Kenneth topic
EmpressOfJurisfiction · 22/05/2015 23:11

I have never met a Kenneth

But I had a Ken doll to go with my Barbie when I was 7. Does that count?

TitsCrossed · 22/05/2015 23:09

What's the frequency?

PiggyPlumPie · 22/05/2015 23:06

My Dad is a Kenneth Grin

TheSpottedZebra · 22/05/2015 20:52

Kenny Dalglish - he's a good Kenneth.

GGabcd · 22/05/2015 20:48

I'm related to a Kenneth. ::preens::

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 20:42

Oh course trans Kenneths are welcome. The thread will support all Kenneths, even if the weren't borm a Kenneth.

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AuntieStella · 22/05/2015 20:40

Here is the official topic dance:

TheSpottedZebra · 22/05/2015 20:37

I've known 3 Kenneths in my life. No, not like that. Well, just the one.

But anyway, 2/3 of the Kenneths I have known have been Swedish.

MrsTuppence · 22/05/2015 20:28

I work with a Kenneth - he is a prize twat. He signs all his emails

Kenneth [middle initial] [surname]

...in the style of Captain James T. Kirk. Confused

Footle · 22/05/2015 20:28

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MrsBungle · 22/05/2015 20:25

My first kiss was with a Kenneth. We banged our teeth together and I was put off snogging for sometime.

TiggyD · 22/05/2015 20:24

I know it's Billy Colony in the picture, but it's a sketch with the both of them in.

TiggyD · 22/05/2015 20:23

My favourite Kenneth. Although he wasn't a Kenneth by birth but a Maurice. I hope this thread accepts trans-Kenneths.

InQuiteAPickle · 22/05/2015 20:21

Maybe MumsNet could endorse Kenneth bags in some way and we could all get one for free? MNHQ?

PinkSquash · 22/05/2015 20:16

Could we all wear Kenneth bags to show the world the Kenneth love?

merrymouse · 22/05/2015 20:12

Surely no life has been untouched by Sir Kenneth Branagh?

PinkSquash · 22/05/2015 20:12

My ex's middle name was Kenneth. Tres cool. Envy

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 20:08

Damnit Pickle!

I was going to suggest a breeding programme.

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Anniegetyourgun · 22/05/2015 20:08

My dad was a Kenneth. (True. No wine involved.) Funny thing though, the more you type it the odder it looks. Now it doesn't even look like a name at all...