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I'd like a Kenneth topic

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 19:46

For those people who's lives have been touched in some way by a Kenneth.

And those that feel their Kennethless lives lack something and want support in getting to a Kenneth.

It would be nice to have a space to escape the madness to discuss the many factions of Kenneth's.

When will this be ready HQ?

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PerpendicularVincenzo · 04/06/2015 08:43

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LynetteScavo · 03/06/2015 22:18

I have no Kenneth in my life, past or present.

Kenny is on my dog list names, though. Just incase I ever get a dog.

BigChocFrenzy · 03/06/2015 22:14

< pearls firmly clutched in body orifice >

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 03/06/2015 22:09

Perpendicular Grin Grin

PerpendicularVincenzo · 03/06/2015 21:56

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Hassled · 03/06/2015 21:48

"Kenneth Kaunda had a brief effect on my life, if that's any help." - Footle - me too. I've never before conversed with anyone else non-family where that was true.

Where are we with Kenneth Clarke? I've always had a bit of a soft spot for him.

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 03/06/2015 21:42

Perpendicular, does he park across other people's drives and hog tables in cafes?

bialystockandbloom · 03/06/2015 21:40

Are lesser-known Carry On Kenneths welcome here?

I'd like a Kenneth topic
BIWI · 03/06/2015 21:39

I'd like it to be spelled Ceny'th, to make it a bit more unique.

bialystockandbloom · 03/06/2015 21:36

Has kendoddsdadsdog been in yet? She could lead the long march here.

Speaking of Ken Dodd, allegedly one of his niece's went to my primary school, but the rumour was unsubstantiated.

Trills · 03/06/2015 21:29

Maybe if we all pool our Kenneth-based knowledge we will once and for all be able to answer the question

ErrolTheDragon · 03/06/2015 21:26

Maybe you should claim that mysterious 'Down the Plughole' topic, though I'm not sure I like the sound of clutching pearls in body orifices - is that a posh alternative to 'clench'Confused?

BigChocFrenzy · 03/06/2015 20:47

Maybe a loo brush called Ken, as a Mumsnet compromise

BigChocFrenzy · 03/06/2015 20:46

I'd rather have a toilet brush topic.
We always have hours of fun with those: They have everything you could want - drama, stinks, skid marks, pearl-clutching body orifices ... Smile

PerpendicularVincenzo · 03/06/2015 20:18

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PiggyPlumPie · 03/06/2015 08:49

My nephew was born on Monday and has the middle name of Kenneth!

Is this the start of the revolution?

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 31/05/2015 16:08

So what about people who identify as Ken or Kenneth depending on the situation?

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 31/05/2015 01:02

Kens are different to Kenneths.

Kens are still trying.

Kenneths have capitulated.

When I was 8, all my parent's friends were called Ken.

Well, only the bloke friends obvs.

why are we talking about Kens?

It's not coming back. Don't do it.

ErrolTheDragon · 31/05/2015 00:57

I am kennethless since DHs Uncle Ken died, so have no particular need of this topic. However I'm now consumed with curiosity as to why there is an empty 'The Plughole' thread. WTAF?

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 31/05/2015 00:29

Ken Barlow was very dull too.

Pipbin · 31/05/2015 00:28

Have we got this far without the mention of Kenneth Kendal?

thornrose · 31/05/2015 00:26

Oh my god. My dd has terrible anxiety, depression and paranoia. She has irrational paranoid thoughts about our neighbour, his name is Kenneth!

He is wholly innocent but Kenneth is now associated with bad stuff for me now!

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 31/05/2015 00:24

Well, you've got Rebecca on side, Honey.

OR you could claim The Plughole, which is currently empty.

LittleMissIntrovert · 31/05/2015 00:24

I have a relation who is called Kenneth he is very dull

So I don't know which sub section that would come under?

Maybe AIBK am I being kennethist?

Dfg15 · 31/05/2015 00:18

There's a house called Kenneth near where I live. The name is carved into the stone above the front door