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If your toddler were Prime Minister...

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KateMumsnet · 23/04/2015 16:30

Hello all

You may have already had a 'why-is-there-a-live-stream-from-a-nursery-on-telly-OH-NO-WAIT-IT'S-PMQs' moment. It got us wondering - how might the national landscape differ if your toddlers did actually hold the keys to number 10?

Ban on broccoli? Compulsory puddle-jumping? Confectionary industry nationalised? What's the first Act of Parliament your toddler (or ex-toddler) would pass if they were actually allowed to swap wet wipes for Westminster?

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WorraLiberty · 23/04/2015 16:35

*Mine

dinkystinky · 23/04/2015 16:35

If DS3 were PM, Peppa Pig would be showing on every screen in the nation on constant loop and there would be official Jumping in Muddy Puddle bank holidays every time it rained.

WorraLiberty · 23/04/2015 16:35

Mind would have solved the housing crisis by ensuring everyone had a den, made from 4 dining chairs and a duvet cover.

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