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Original poster

That spammer is getting on my wick

49 replies

usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 22:34

There must be 20 ways to get rid of a spammer.

OP posts:
Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 23:09

Destroy his Mac, Jack.

OP posts:
TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 23:09

Disable his ports, Mort.
Rip out his touch pad, Brad

NoelHeadbands · 13/03/2015 23:08

Tell Siri to ignore, Boreslaw

meditrina · 13/03/2015 23:07

Launch a denial of service attack, Zak

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 23:07

Pull out his wire, Squire.

OP posts:
TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 23:07

Stamp on his hand, Mand

DearPrudence · 13/03/2015 23:06

Step on his face, Grace.

AnyFucker · 13/03/2015 23:06

kick his ass, lass

NoelHeadbands · 13/03/2015 23:04

Don't let him charge, Marge

AuntieStella · 13/03/2015 23:03

Send him a virus, Cyrus

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 23:03

Kill him dead, Fred

OP posts:
iklboo · 13/03/2015 23:02

Just give him a ban, Stan

ouryve · 13/03/2015 23:00

Just block him, Tim.

TheWoollybacksWife · 13/03/2015 23:00

Reformat his hard drive, Clive

NoelHeadbands · 13/03/2015 22:58

Don't pay his bill, Will

meditrina · 13/03/2015 22:58

Just snip through his cable, Mabel

TheWoollybacksWife · 13/03/2015 22:57

Hide his CPU, Hugh

TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 22:55

Turn him off, Kristoff

TheSpottedZebra · 13/03/2015 22:54

Flick his switch, bitch (ahem).

Ok, maybe Mitch would work well too.

Original poster
usualsuspect333 · 13/03/2015 22:51

Stamp on his phone, Joan.

OP posts:
TheWoollybacksWife · 13/03/2015 22:48

Unplug his keyboard, Maude

AuntieStella · 13/03/2015 22:41

I don't know whether to channel Paul Simon (and iklboo)

Or Monty Python's Spam song

thornrose · 13/03/2015 22:38

There are 4 ways. Wink

iklboo · 13/03/2015 22:37

Just pull the plug, mug
Smash his screen, Maureen
Block his Wi-fi, Vi
Get his IP, Bea
And set us all free

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