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IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NAME CHANGE COMPETITION!

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ChristmasKateMumsnet · 09/12/2014 17:18

Just hear that name change jingling ring-ting-tingling too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo
On thread the posts are forming and MNers are calling “yoo hoo”
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo

It’s that most magical time of year where we bring out our festive user names from storage and glitz up the boards! Xmas Grin

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– to enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till next Monday (the 15th) to post, then we’ll create poll of the ten best names, and you can vote for your favourite.

The Mumsnetter with the most popular name will receive this rather charming copy Cars and Trucks and Things That Go, an adaption of the Richard Scarry classic by Paul Smith Xmas Smile

My Christmas name change is rubbish.... but yours doesn't have to be! Get creative and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NAME CHANGE COMPETITION!
OP posts:
IsawJimmykissingSantaClaus · 09/12/2014 19:03

Usually Jimmy Corkhill.

EauChristmasPeaEauChristmasPea · 09/12/2014 18:58

Actually I think I prefer this one ?switches on lights, gives baubles a rub?

FuckYouChristmasAndThatClaus · 09/12/2014 18:52

I am usually FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse

I feel my namechange encapsulates that 'last minute wrapping of presents' feeling Xmas Grin

I love Christmas.

HoHoHo
Xmas Grin Xmas Grin Xmas Grin

IDismyname · 09/12/2014 18:51

Here goes.

ishouldcocoa gets festive Xmas Grin

NancyTheRedNosedReinDroop · 09/12/2014 18:49

Usually NancyDroop Xmas Smile

QuietsBatmobileLostAWheel · 09/12/2014 18:46

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

YonicSleighdriver · 09/12/2014 18:44

YonicScrewdriver here

EauLittleRougeofBethlehem · 09/12/2014 18:39

EauRouge here with possibly my least shit Christmas name change ever.

WankingInAWinterWonderland · 09/12/2014 18:35

Is mine too rude?

was diaryofawimpymum

PiggyPlumPudandMincePies · 09/12/2014 18:33

I'm usually PiggyPlumPie Xmas Grin

ChestyNutRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 09/12/2014 18:32

ChestyNut reporting for duty Xmas Grin

StrattersThePreciousSnowflake · 09/12/2014 18:32

Mine, I'd quite like a Richard Scarry book, too.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 09/12/2014 18:29

I'm usually Enormouse.

CrimboHornedSnowflake · 09/12/2014 18:29

CrumpleHornedSnorkack

WalkingInaWhippetWonderland · 09/12/2014 18:28

Usually zipetwhippet

RoastingYourChestnutsHurtsAlot · 09/12/2014 18:22

There we go prefer this one

Still Wowthishurtsalot

TreeDonsFunDress · 09/12/2014 18:18

Usual name FreedomHuntress.

fRaahhnkincense · 09/12/2014 18:12

C'est moi, Raahh. Xmas Grin

EauEauEauMerryChristmas · 09/12/2014 18:12

Tis me EauPea Xmas Smile

ChestnutsRoastingHurtAlot · 09/12/2014 18:08

I don't like my name but can't think of an alternative

PoppadomPreach · 09/12/2014 18:06

coconutty you could be CocoNutCrackerSuite

But maybe that's a bit lame...??

OhFestiveDay · 09/12/2014 18:02

I like VitalStollenFix Grin

OhFestiveDay · 09/12/2014 18:00

I've been OhFrabjousDay recently :)

MagratsLongWhiteBeard · 09/12/2014 18:00

MagratsHair here :)

ChestnutsRoastingHurtAlot · 09/12/2014 17:59

Here's my offering

I'm normally Wowthishurtsalot