It's close to miiiiidnight
And something trolly's lurking in the dark
Under the mooooonlight
You see a name that almost stops your heart
You pour a giiiiin
But terror shakes your hand before you make it
You start to post
As terror looks you right between the eyes - you're paralysed!
'CAUSE THIS IS NAME CHANGE! NAME CHANGE NIGHT!
And nothing's going to save you from the pun about to strike
You know it's name change! Name change night!
Fighting for a prize inside a name change, name change toniiight...
Dig out the fake blood and your thinking caps - it's time to come up with a scarily good Halloween name change 
Post on this thread under your new name telling us what your usual nickname is (so we can see the hilarious joke you've made. I'm usually KateSMumsnet)
We'll give you til Monday 27th to post with your new name, and then we'll create a poll of the 10 best names.
You'll then have til 30th to vote for your favourite, and we'll announce the winner on the 31st. One lucky MNer will win this collection of hastily cobbled together stuff excellent items: Beat the Parents board game; The Classic Adventures of Paddington Bear; and Rococo: Mastering the Art of Chocolate.
UPDATE - The poll is open cast your vote now!
HAVE FUN!