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Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 20:30

I've been thinking.

You guys work too hard. So you can have the night off.

Go on, off you pop. Find some gin and a comfy sofa. I'll even babysit Peace and Love for Olivia.

I'll take care of this rabble for the evening.

Rowan, Olivia, Kate, Amy, Another Helen and Company. Come here a minute would you my darlings.
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PacificDogwood · 26/09/2014 22:50
Grin Wine [bed]
IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:50

Zombie flutters her eyelashes.

Oops. She forgot her eyelashes have fallen out.

Zombie flutters her eyelids.

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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 22:46
IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:45

Olivia, surely you know that a Dragon and a Zombie are an unbeatable combination. Sort of like Peace and Love. Grin

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:38

No need to thank deities Olivia, I do this because I care.

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:38

Olivia, when WILL Carrie be allowed back?

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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 22:37

OH dear Lord.

InkleWinkle · 26/09/2014 22:36

I hope Carrie gets out! Free the Mumsnet One!

I would not even believe she exists but I've seen her on that telly programme with Justine years ago...

IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:36

Thanks, Norm.

BIWI · 26/09/2014 22:31

What could possibly go wrong, Olivia?

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:28

Yes. First person to successfully not break five guidelines in a row wins a shiny gold star.

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TeaAndALemonTart · 26/09/2014 22:26

Honey, when you're in charge can we have a quick game of bingo?

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:26

Honestly Olivia, I'm all over this. I've prevented a bum sex penic beaker, I've got my a hemming shnizzle on.

AND

I haven't attempted a hostile take over.

apart from locking Ellen in the cupboard after Amy upset me which doesn't count

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:23

Not when I'm bank staff.

Zero hours contract, Justine couldn't afford to test me and pay for information to blackmail you into coming back to work Olivia.

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NormHonal · 26/09/2014 22:23

Rumbled.

StickEm · 26/09/2014 22:23

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NormHonal · 26/09/2014 22:23

Used bank notes, HoneyD? As per usual?

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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 26/09/2014 22:22

You don't get a ban hammer until you've passed the test.

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:20

I don't drink.

So I cannot be weakened with Gin.

I will however be bribed, please direct all Bombay Sapphire to Zombies for sampling.

Ta.

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:19

StickEm

I'll not have any violence thanks.

Have some Zen

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NormHonal · 26/09/2014 22:18

They really properly aren't here, are they?

What's your tipple, HoneyD? [brown nose emoticon]

IamtheZombie · 26/09/2014 22:17

And Zombie is helping her.

StickEm · 26/09/2014 22:16

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HoneyDragonMumshnet · 26/09/2014 22:14

I'm in charge while HQ go on the lash, pausingflatly.

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