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Please accept Morningpaper's official apology

88 replies

morningpaper · 08/08/2006 14:44

I would like to state the following:

I apologise profusely to:

  • ;
  • her followers, friends, family, legal team;
  • the listeners of the Jeremy Vine Show;
  • the viewers of Channel 4, Channel 5, BBC 1 and ITV News;
  • the readers of the Independent, the Telegraph, the Guardian, the Daily Mail (maybe), the Gulf Times, the Metro and the Evening Standard;
  • all new mothers

for suggesting that she/they strap their babies to weapons of mass destruction or are involved in any way with the situation in Israel/Lebanon. I have read her book many times and can confirm that this IS NOT suggested as part of

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ruty · 09/08/2006 16:58

Oh MP - you are effing wonderful sometimes. Genius.

LadyTophamHatt · 09/08/2006 07:49

Morningpaper.....OMG! you're a comedy genius!

I LOVE it!!

proudofmyboobs · 08/08/2006 20:31

Thankyou

anthonykiedisbitontheside · 08/08/2006 20:20

If you go to listen again and to the list of shows click on the Jeremy Vine show and thats the one it's on at about 1 hour 9 mins.

proudofmyboobs · 08/08/2006 20:17

Someone said that the Radio2 show could still be found on radio2 website, I can't find it...I missed it today

aragon · 08/08/2006 20:11

Wonderful - hope it's seen by - ahem - nobody if yer know what I mean.

myturn · 08/08/2006 20:11

Haven't laughed so much in years!

Beauregard · 08/08/2006 20:10

Love the appology of your wit!

intergalacticwalrus · 08/08/2006 20:10

MP, I am jealous. I want one of my comments splashed all over the national news, but then people aren't interested in my inane bleatings.

FWIW< I PMSL every time it came on the news today.

oops · 08/08/2006 20:05

Message withdrawn

Moomin · 08/08/2006 19:24

mp, i think we ought to thank nobody for helping us take our respective minds off our a)mastisis b)itchy piles. nobody certainly is an huge help to mums in need of support (and cabbage leaves and rubber rings)

cupcakes · 08/08/2006 19:19

dh and I have been laughing merrily over your apology. You are a genius.

Original poster
morningpaper · 08/08/2006 18:34

I know Agent x

Just teasin' ya

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Original poster
morningpaper · 08/08/2006 18:34

Oh I like him more

he's cleverer

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Agentxxx · 08/08/2006 18:33

MP I salute your humour. Mumsnet is getting a great deal of support over this on other forums. However I do need to correct you on who Jeremy Vine is:

Jeremy Vine

Jeremy Clarkson (presenter of the "offensive car program" which we quite like in our house, sorry! )

wartybosoms · 08/08/2006 18:33

clive anderson was shit in Jeremy's place

lucy5 · 08/08/2006 18:29

heheheheheh enough said!

hunkermunker · 08/08/2006 18:11

MP, you're a comedy genius.

Hope your norks are less glow/throbby.

ocd · 08/08/2006 18:08

adn baldy

piglit · 08/08/2006 18:07

I've seen Clive Anderson do his stuff in St Albans crown court. He's very short.

zippitippitoes · 08/08/2006 18:04

Jeremy vine's show was done by Clive Andersen today

WorldFamousAuthor · 08/08/2006 18:03

mp - you are hysterical

and please stop apologising!

hulababy · 08/08/2006 17:56

Mp's quote must surely win the MN Quote of 2006. It's classic - and I missed it first time round.

piglit · 08/08/2006 17:50

If it's anals you want you need to go to the other thread.

I do think that Jeremy Vine is a complete idiot (My opinion therefore not libellous. Besides it's true). Dh has banned him from our home because he's so awful.

fairyjay · 08/08/2006 17:50

But the vaseline could cause someone to slip of the rocket

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