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FrannyandZooey · 08/07/2006 21:29

Can we have a "Without buying, selling and baby mogelling" button please?

A "Threads currently kicking off" button?

"Threads where someone has said "I agree with Franny" "?

A "Without HMC" button? ah, just kidding on that one of course, HMC, I love reading your rabid old nonsense really

and finally, a "Threads on which someone has posted something drunkenly which they will almost certainly get deleted in the morning"?

Thanks so much.

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WelshBoris · 09/07/2006 10:28

I just hope he never googles moondog

NotQuiteCockney · 09/07/2006 10:27

Hmmm ... maybe that's how moondog got her name in the first place? I wonder who the original original moondog was?

WelshBoris · 09/07/2006 10:26

Ive told him its my special name for him

NotQuiteCockney · 09/07/2006 10:25

You've already done it, haven't you? How did you explain it?

FrannyandZooey · 09/07/2006 09:59

ROFL

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WelshBoris · 09/07/2006 09:58

or call him moondog by mistake

FrannyandZooey · 09/07/2006 09:57

You need to tell him soon so he won't get a shock when you have to get up in the middle of the night "to check if Moondog's ok now"

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WelshBoris · 09/07/2006 09:56

talk about a clash of loyalties

FrannyandZooey · 09/07/2006 09:55

Moondog has not been very well, Boris, I thought of alerting you so you could go and mop her fevered brow

but remembered you were probably too busy shagging the arse off yer man

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WelshBoris · 09/07/2006 09:50

"a without HMC" button

lmao

I want a

"moondog only" button please

FrannyandZooey · 09/07/2006 09:47
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lionheart · 08/07/2006 22:29

Have to second that. I've been away for a week and I'm sure I've missed something.

busybusybee · 08/07/2006 21:59

Can I add in a request for a

"Ive been away from MN for a week and I want to catch up with all the gossip and argy bargys!!" button

linking me to all the latest with one easy click!

Squarer · 08/07/2006 21:58

Quantum wasn't the word I was looking for

"without bullshit"

Hmmm. That would be pretty thin on the ground. In fact that would just leave posts in Wanted

FrannyandZooey · 08/07/2006 21:53

"with extra lentils"

"with gherkins and a side order of fries"

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hunkermunker · 08/07/2006 21:52

It's all quantum, isn't it, Squarer?

hunkermunker · 08/07/2006 21:52

Get on with your work, Harpsi.

I think there should be a button I could click so when Harpsi had work to do, it would make MN really dull (so only posts from Franny and Greeny and WB would show up or something).

harpsichordcarrier · 08/07/2006 21:50

"without lentils"

harpsichordcarrier · 08/07/2006 21:48

custardi?? custardo's Italian cousin natch.
will you lot stop being amusing please I am TRYING to work

Squarer · 08/07/2006 21:48

Well, surely the same would apply Hunker??

harpsichordcarrier · 08/07/2006 21:47

threads where custardi has posted after 1am on a weekend night.

Squarer · 08/07/2006 21:47

"without lentils" button

hunkermunker · 08/07/2006 21:47

There's no point having an "I agree with Franny" button - it'd always say "No threads today, are you having a giraffe?!" wouldn't it?

Better would be a "Cor, that Hunker, wise as a wise thing, isn't she, and gorgeous to boot" button, I think.

FrannyandZooey · 08/07/2006 21:45

A "without sausage rolls" button?

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Squarer · 08/07/2006 21:33

I agree with Franny.

Does this mean that this thread will implode due to something that can only be explained by Quantum Physics?

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