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Be very careful what you divulge to cod.

143 replies

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:06

I've thought long and hard about posting this but I think it's fair that you all know.

'cod' is in fact a composite of many different people. As you are probably aware all internet sites are monitored by MI5 and The Special Branch. Mnet is no exception. When the site was created, and although it would appear to be of a 'fluffy' nature, MI5 were nevertheless interested. It would be too difficult and obvious to involve an undercover moderator in this kind of surveillance as the very nature of the work involves gaining the confidence of and personal information from posters. So, after several name changes, the character of 'cod' was established. 'cod' is in fact any given member of whichever team/shift is on duty in the MI5 buildings on the Southbank.

You will have noticed that 'she' has sons and is interested in fashion. This persona was chosen to enble 'her' to discuss what are considered to be feminine traits ie. fashion, and to discuss parenting boys only, as most of the MI5 operatives are male and could therefore identify. Her style of staccato and virtually unreadable posting ensures that the differences in expression/wording of any operative's posts will be unremarkable.

Although mnet members are usually a fairly benign bunch of people there have been issues which have made this level of surveillance worthwhile. Milupa brand and Tommee Tippee have been concerned at the increasing levels of hostility towards their products and are vigilant. Walls have ears.

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 23/04/2006 14:52
spacecadet · 23/04/2006 14:51

trust me to only see this thread now-ive been rofl- i think its completely in character for bubble who i recall told me to start a thread once asking if people had hairy toesGrin

harpsichordcarrier · 23/04/2006 14:51

I am most amused by fairyfly leaping to cod's defence...
oh to inspire SUCH devotion Grin

hunkermunker · 23/04/2006 14:45
Heathcliffscathy · 23/04/2006 00:34

:o

fairyfly · 23/04/2006 00:24

Is that code for, i was telling the truth but now because of my freedom of speech my house is surrounded and i have just found a horses head on my pillow.

bubble99 · 23/04/2006 00:16

Goodnight Vienna.

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bubble99 · 23/04/2006 00:13

Thankyou. They would. Anyway, and just to probably put this thread to bed, watch out for comrade codski's next thread. It will be coded. Nobody types like that unless it's being intercepted. Wink

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fairyfly · 23/04/2006 00:12

Oh shit bubble were you only joking, i've just cleared all my computers memory and bundled my kids off to a secret hideaway. I've got so much to hide.

Fastasleep, and there i was thinking i lived off income support, i have direction!

Nice they put it straight into my bank and i do bugger all.

harpsichordcarrier · 23/04/2006 00:09

hmmm, you got me thinking
I did meet cod and pph and pph's house
lovely house actually, on an island
\link{http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y5BR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg\it looked a bit like this}

fastasleep · 23/04/2006 00:08

Bubble Bombastic she's Bursty and Fantastic... oh poo I can't do those after 11pm..

hunkermunker · 23/04/2006 00:08

This is ultra-in-character, I think, Bubble Grin

(Did you like the cork heels? I think they'd suit you)

bubble99 · 23/04/2006 00:07

So!......Mwahhahahahahahahah

Just when you thought you had got used to the usual 'I bought a can of tomato soup and I didn't notice that it was dented....can I take take it back?' type bubble. Her alter-ego Bombastic Bubble appears.

Am I really that dull??? Sad Is this so out of character??

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Cam · 23/04/2006 00:07

Since when was Cam ever nasty?

fastasleep · 23/04/2006 00:06

I think you work for a well known incontinance pad company FF.... I'll say no more.

fairyfly · 23/04/2006 00:06

Why on earth would this be true?

What would she get or need or find?

fastasleep · 23/04/2006 00:05

Hey don't be nasty to cod, I like cod and I will sit here and stand up for her if you're going to be nasty

Cam · 23/04/2006 00:04

Since when has cod had an idea?

Socci · 23/04/2006 00:01

Not taking it seriously, but stranger things have happened...well maybe not. Was this cod's idea then?

picassotriggerfish · 23/04/2006 00:00

bubble, your cod typing is suspiciously convincing...

hunkermunker · 22/04/2006 23:59

\link{http://www.polephysique.com/components/com_phpshop/shop_image/product/Glamazon-702%20Cork.jpg\Cork heel?}

fastasleep · 22/04/2006 23:58

bubble's always a larf...we've obviously seen different sides of her on MN!

Still totally baffled as to how anyone actually took this seriously sorry if I'm coming across all bitchy ..just... baffledness.

Socci · 22/04/2006 23:56

bubble it's a bit uncharacteristic of you to start these jokey, cryptic threads which is why I have found this confusing.

zippitippitoes · 22/04/2006 23:54

heels???
isn't that where you hide stuff?

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 23:51

Do you have that in a cork heel?

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