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Original poster

You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

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OvO · 21/02/2012 06:17

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498

Grin

Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already. Wink

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OvO · 21/02/2012 20:13

499 wunks and 128 were you, Chaos. Grin Though probably lots more were you under seasonal name changes.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/02/2012 20:00

Fantastic thread though, OvO.

I'm so glad you married a scorer.

Any statistics on wunking?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/02/2012 19:58

Hang on a cottonwanking minute there Maryz.

Are you implying that I have as many posts deleted as B&R!?

You caah.

I am super nice.

I have had 1 deletion - a well deserved one on a thread where I was young and innocent and troll hunting (rightly Grin). And weirdly I had one reinstated after Rowan read my post wrong - but strangely still cones up on Advanced Search.. Hmm

So only one hactually.

Ner.

TubbyDuffs · 21/02/2012 16:25

Thank God for that, I read the thread title and thought you were just being really mean to MNHQ!

I'm actually a little bit scared of you...

BlueNails · 21/02/2012 16:21

wow, I feel all enlightened Smile

MaryZ · 21/02/2012 16:09

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MaryZ · 21/02/2012 16:07

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BlueNails · 21/02/2012 14:05

This is great, I love a good ol' chat about statictics.

My boss looks at me like this Hmm every time he asks me to collate numbers of people attending a Conference and I return with Pie charts and percentages etc

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OvO · 21/02/2012 12:45

And here I was worried I'd get no replies to my weirdness geekiness.

MaryZ, stop enabling me! Wink.
I was thinking I could try to find the most foul mouthed posters. Does Pagwatch say cunt more than the average? Is cock favoured by Dee? Does MaryZ like to fuck a lot? Grin

Or I could just try getting some sleep I suppose. Grin

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argghh · 21/02/2012 10:40

Too funny!

MaryZ · 21/02/2012 10:40

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Oblomov · 21/02/2012 10:32

Actually GrooveFart, they weren't a boring lot in 2004. There was a lot of 'fun and frolics' and alot of hilarity.
There was quite a bit of bitching, and cliqueyness, but it just so happens that maybe Fuck, Cock is down, was not used so much then.
Mind you, tiz well cunty round here these days. not nice.

MaryZ · 21/02/2012 10:27

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catsrus · 21/02/2012 10:26

Ovo once you dispose of leave your dh will you marry me?

[sex change emoticon]

TheLightPassenger · 21/02/2012 09:52

this is really interesting /anorak emoticon required. But as Maryz says, you have to take into account the increased number of posts. So maybe next time you get bored you could try and factor that variable in, to see if we are becoming fouler mouthed fishwives year on year or not. I thik we probably are btw.

FairyArmadillo · 21/02/2012 09:29

If you can't sleep again tonight you should draw charts of your data and post photos of them Grin

MaryZ · 21/02/2012 09:07

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CiderwithBuda · 21/02/2012 09:04

I'm not sure whether to admire you or feel sorry for you!

Dedication to the cause indeed.

RabidEchidna · 21/02/2012 08:56

How many fanjos Grin

cupofteaplease · 21/02/2012 07:59

Well done OvO, loving your work. Smile

Trills · 21/02/2012 07:58

Was Jan 2008 just post-Mouldies?

LilacWaltz · 21/02/2012 07:58

I admire your dedication!

Bloody well done!!

RabidEchidna · 21/02/2012 07:56
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shufflebum · 21/02/2012 07:43

Hilarious Grin

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