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Original poster

You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

143 replies

OvO · 21/02/2012 06:17

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498

Grin

Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already. Wink

OP posts:
VanillaSugar · 12/04/2017 23:37

You're a....
Complete cunt
A complete cunt

A complete cunt
A complete cunt
A complete cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
A complete cunnnnnnnnt.....

You're a complete cunt
A complete cunt
A complete cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
A complete cunnnnnnnnnnnt 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵

VanillaSugar · 12/04/2017 23:35

Ok, by special request. Please don't get me banned!!

QueenieGoldstein · 12/04/2017 07:10

I love it when this thread pops up again

BellMcEnd · 12/04/2017 07:06

Vanilla yes yes!!!

VanillaSugar · 11/04/2017 10:26

BellMcend - are you sure you want me to sing it? It mentions cunt a lot BlushGrin

Trills · 10/04/2017 08:04

Much better chart suggestion.

Disappointednomore · 10/04/2017 05:11

This is great work. If you wouldn't mind putting the cunts and cocks on a year on year bar chart but then the number of threads on a line chart with a secondary axis that should demonstrate whether it's an increase in cuntiness or just a numbers game.

BitOfFun · 10/04/2017 04:24

Er, I've hardly had any deletions actually. And beyond seasonal namechanges and a shortlived flirtation with two others, I've always been recognisably "me".

KickAssAngel · 10/04/2017 02:00

I have a little happy moment every time this thread reappears.

OvO - are you counting cuntychops in the stats? I feel it's important that it's included.
(and yes, I would love to see a bar graph or pie chart to show the cunts as a percentage of threads. MN has got bigger over the years)

PerspicaciaTick · 10/04/2017 01:51

2008's sharp rise in swearing is explained entirely by the arrival of my DC2. Sorry for setting a bad example.

BellMcEnd · 10/04/2017 00:55

Please post the You're a Complete Cunt Song, again Vanilla.

Can we have a Cunt Amnesty, MNHQ? A Cuntnesty, if you will. Wink

kingscrossnoodle · 09/04/2017 13:40

Love this post. I do have an interested in cock though Grin

Collymollypuff · 09/04/2017 13:28

Bravo, OP, nice work.

EffinElle · 09/04/2017 13:07

What a fantastic thread, op you are genius! I will add a cunt and a cock towards your data Grin

TheCrowFromBelow · 09/04/2017 13:01

There are a lot of cunts in chat, which will have been deleted 90 days after first appearing.
Love this thread.

ExplodedCloud · 09/04/2017 12:58

When did the message poster start? That must have had a deflationary impact on cunt as the 'Cat me...' phrase became redundant.

Trills · 09/04/2017 12:53

A pie chart would be absolutely the wrong kind of chart for this piece of research 📊 📈

MNHQ
FlissMumsnet · 09/04/2017 12:43

Thanks for this OP, it's given me face ache Grin

LordRothermereBlackshirtCunt · 09/04/2017 11:27

Am I contributing to the tally every time I post? Grin

SpookyPotato · 09/04/2017 11:24

Love it... The number of cunts is definitely going up. Wink

VanillaSugar · 07/04/2017 10:23

I created a "You're a Complete Cunt" song about my ex DH and posted it on here. It mentions the C word 38 times. Only; someone reported it and it got deleted Sad and I got a warning from MnHQ SadSad

BellMcEnd · 07/04/2017 10:16

I've never said or used the word cunt ever.

I may be lying

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 07/04/2017 06:21

I used cunt in a name way back when and got lots if pearl clutchy pms from people telling me i was an awful person.
Also got a email from mnhq aking me to change it as it wasnt a very nice word.

How times change

VioletLips · 07/04/2017 06:09

Have thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

Woke up far to early this morning and this has amused me greatly.

Thanks OvO

TiggyD · 06/04/2017 11:49

I see number 6 in the top 6 webchats was Michael Mosley.

Who the fuck is he and why was there the need to do a top 6 instead of the traditional top 5 or 10 just to include him?

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