Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

bk have fab shoes form new look
look on the web site ont he sofa
the teal wedges

well if any of you want to cheer yourselves up by buying a nice new dress tomorrow, have a look at this

they didn't have my size, ds is sick, dh is off at a conference tomorrow so will be holed up with the monsters with no let up all day tomorrow, the nanny we've hired appears to have gone awol, i've run out of wine....

er, i'll join you all in the miserable buggers club...

I am with you all. And am having month off booze so cannot even get drunk.

Oh I'm so fucking miserable and jaded tonight...
Can't even work out what this thread is about really but bollocks,count me in.
I'll be back after I've finished smoking loads of fags and drinking lots of wine in the garden while listening to the Stones and staggering about,kicking at the sheep shit left by the errant animals who wandered into my garden yesterday.

Ffff fuck off the lorra yer I shay.....

Hick...

i get bored on sunday nights cod. [sad lonely face]

its not like i can go out and have a party is it?

Spidermama!

After our goats cheese and butternut squash entree we're having potatoes roasted in olive oil with herbes du Provence, corn-fed organic chicken from the local farm .... Oh, sorry, I appear to have wandered in on the wrong thread.

Argh no don't say that! Just when I changed my name!

not til the lcock striketh twelve
afetr all we are a clique non?

please may I change my name back now?

lol at the word flange

misssde weekly updates?
really?

lol at flange of baboons
(thereby also showing my age)

Aw Misdee, do you post weekly updates? I can honestly say, hand on heart, I was not thinking of you when I said that!

Actually, I posted (or some other nice Mner did anyway, I don't have the technology) a picture of my children once and was really gratified by all those who resisted the opportunity to tell me I had given birth to a flange of baboons.

(A Not the Nine O'clock News joke - sorry showing my age).

oooooooooooohh @ this thread -

It's just a loaded question, nobody is going to put well your rather unfortunate in the looks department and your baby looks like a baboons arse.

Guarantee you will just get, oh your lovely and your baby is sooooooo cute.

Tha's Lav's favourite question, misdee.

haven't seen it in ages.

i will now refrain from posting weekly pics of dd3. sorry.

sorry was agree with twiglet and thread title then, but with LM too now.

i dont like the ones 'how often does your dh take the kdis out/change their nappies/etc' or even worse

'how often do you have sex'

Oh and yes I agree too.

very very rarely post on photo threads.

Oh you are a miserable lot. I am so nosey, I have to click on those threads just to see what people look like and what their kids look like. It tells me a lot about people I wouldn't know otherwise.

I must admit the repeated exposure of some people's children can be too much, but then no-one is forcing you to comment on them or even look at them. I tell you what, I would really spit coffee over the keyboard if one of you could have the nerve to say something unexpected to those pictures!

can I join this club too.

Ds1 been off school for 2 days being sick, made a miraculous recovery today just before lunch time and they had all done my head in since then.

Ds2 won't stop whinging about just about anything and everything. Everytime he goes near Ds3 he lands up getting whacked (ds3 I mean) with something.

Finally DS3 need to start talking because all the mmm's, eeee's and screaming is doing my head right in. He's scream is enough to shatter glass.

Thank F*ck it's nearly bed time.

Oh, I am so with you on this, Twig.

DD2 has just thrown up all over her sister?s bed - DD1 now screaming and DD2 crying. FFS AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
DH shouting pitifully for help. So much for my "break" for ten minutes before bathtime....
Oh well, least I got a laugh out of this thread and link
Time to pick up my bucket and get back into the war zone......

funny link. Enjoyed that one, thanks again cod.
Definitely with you on the ban the dinner threads - can?t resist clicking on them and then end up spewing coffee all over my computer reading all the cordon blurgh on there.