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Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

167 replies

Twiglett · 09/09/2005 18:33

Anyone else not interested in Happy Birthday messages, here is a picture of my baby / child everyone go ahh and ... well there must be more I can get narked about mustn't there?

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codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:05

your name makes me lol

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:05

Hmmmm - it's not quite there yet md - have joined gym - furiously toning my "gluts" every other day, so my backside is killing me.

codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:05

yaya
we hate prams
we hate prams

we hate prams

codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:04

and the effin word associtation
pear and plum threads
and three word post threads noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:04

Yes cod. Am in complete agreement. Roll on the day when I can ceremoniously hurl my P&T,reusable nappies, right on 'kiddies'toothpaste and organic cotton babygros into the nearest skip.

Can't come bloody quick enough for me I tell ya!

codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:02

and" my dh wontlet me go out"
jsut GO

codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:02

prams

codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:02

agree
find parms so boring and so sadly " mums stuck in dark ages"
fs its three/ four wheels and a seat

fuck off wiht your phila dn teds and e3 shite

moondog · 09/09/2005 21:59

Puff,misdee gallantly stepped into the fray!
Anyway,what about your arse?? Surely worth showing off after losing all that weight and gaining achild free tan to boot!
Spidermama,take care! You know what these thespians are like....

puff · 09/09/2005 21:56

You are digressing moondog - where's the posterior pic?

spidermama · 09/09/2005 21:54

I'm now properlyu drunk but dh has decided to takle advangtage so no more mn for me. Mmmmm and grrrrrrr!

moondog · 09/09/2005 21:44

Oh!
Things get even better!
Just unloaded the washing machine to discover I've inadvertently put one of ds's very expensive leather shoes through a 90 degree cycle along with the bedclothes his sister pissed on last night (which I only discoverd an hour ago.)

That's a very expensive Iron Bed Company mattress completely ruined. Bollocks and buggery.
Another flagon of wine is called for i think.....

ediemay · 09/09/2005 21:35

no it isn't funny pph. She was imprisoned by her own family FFS

ediemay · 09/09/2005 21:34

I'm sick of "my bloke's a bast**d" threads - go & tell him or move on, lady

princesspeahead · 09/09/2005 21:33

can I have a winge about the miserable buggers who ticked me off for thinking that "woman locked in shed for 25years" was the funniest thread title I'd ever seen?

well it IS funny, isn't it? just that fact that she was in the shed....

oh never mind. grump.

sallystrawberry · 09/09/2005 21:31

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moondog · 09/09/2005 21:27

Oh! Shaal I launch ino the tedious saga of Lufthansa leaving mestranded at Manchester at 12 midnight with a baby and no carseat for the hundred mile journey home???

(No,no,NO I hear you all scream..)

piffle · 09/09/2005 21:20

speaking of miserable buggers dp has come in and as he is off to the US for week on Monday I'd better go and spend some quality time with him...

piffle · 09/09/2005 21:18

oh jesus not another pram whinge....

moondog · 09/09/2005 21:15

Actually my life is so dull that the only picture I have to hand is one of my mother looking suitably outraged with her hand through the rent that fucking Turkish Air have put into my very expensive Phil& Ted jobby on the flight home from Istanbul last week.

Cue an unbelievably tedious week of photocopying boarding pass stubbs,ticket receipts and invoices in order to get some cash out of the bastards.

Yaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnnn......

misdee · 09/09/2005 21:13

i'd have to resize the pic, as it really is huuuuuuuuuuuge!

piffle · 09/09/2005 21:11

Shall I start a thread asking if I should open a bottle of merlot or not?

moondog · 09/09/2005 21:11

piffle and misdee....psml! (Or is it pmsl??Never remember...)
Is it time to take MN to another plane?

misdee · 09/09/2005 21:11

sorry countess couldnt resist.

snafsicle · 09/09/2005 21:11

I've had one glass and my head's gone all funny. Cheap Date.

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