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Miserable Buggers of the World Unite

167 replies

Twiglett · 09/09/2005 18:33

Anyone else not interested in Happy Birthday messages, here is a picture of my baby / child everyone go ahh and ... well there must be more I can get narked about mustn't there?

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moondog · 09/09/2005 22:26

Errrr..yes lm.
Looking back,I probably was.

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:25

So they were in DJs and you were topless? I repeat were you the cabaret?

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:23

Me and a load of Hoorays from Shrewsbury school all clutching bottles of champers,braying loudly and fully clothed in djs, natch.
(I tend to avoid such folk these days.Not that many in deepest Kurdistan come to think of it....)

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:21

Moondog, were you the cabaret?

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:21

Oh, sorry lm, will go back and look!

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:20

Moondog, was it just you swimming topless at this wedding?

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:19

No puffy bum you answered the thread question not mine at 10:13

Lonelymum · 09/09/2005 22:19

It's me! Lonelymumsy!

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:19

I've answered lonelymum, but it wasn't up to much I'm afraid !

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:18

Hello hello? Is anyone there?

ediemay · 09/09/2005 22:18

Don't even understand the each peach banana whatsit...grumble grumble

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:18

At 10:13 I mean.

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:15

Can you girls go to this thread and answer my question please?

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:15

Christ times change. I swam topless (aged 19) at my friends v v v posh Cheshire wedding. (Her mother went ballistic though and ordered me out of the pool and into one of her cantilevered swimming costumes before I was allowed to resume my breast stroke. Still can't look the woman in the eye.)

gingerbear · 09/09/2005 22:13

Cod and prams have severely tested my pelvic floor this pm!
PS am pssed, so fi my tyopinhg ids lik Cods you knoew why!
And DD is poorly, so I am excused.

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:13

oops, sorry eyes - I have two.

God I am wetting myself

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:12

Eh?????

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:12

Oh, you might see my eye

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:12

No head but arse on show??

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:11

I'll be headless

pmsl

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:11

Well,what part will you show then???

puffywuffybum · 09/09/2005 22:10

When I get to under 10 stone, I'll post a before and after pic. I've got one of me really big with a paper bag on my head (don't ask) already, so I'll find another bag and do a thin pic too.

There, deal.

No bottoms though.

Lonelymumsicle · 09/09/2005 22:09

This thread is hysterical. Have you girls ever thought of approaching the BBC with the idea of featuring in a Grumpy Middle Aged Women programme?

I expect some of you take offence at the term middle aged. Grumpy Mothers might be better.

codsicle · 09/09/2005 22:06

.....on memebr profiles

moondog · 09/09/2005 22:06

We're waiting fopr the day it is revealed in all its toned glory,woman!

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