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I love teachers - but I do suspect that they hate parents....

32 replies

seeker · 22/02/2008 11:18

...judging my my year7 dd's half term homework list

Make a model of a cell
Design a new sort of fruit crumble
Write a poem about forgiveness
Make an A3 research board on native australian art
Learn the words to Whistle a Happy Tune

I can just see them sitting at home rubbing their hands with glee thinking "OK, it's Friday. By now all their kitchens are covered with flour, oats, stewed apricots and Slime. Their brains are completely numb because of thE saccarine mixture of Jiminy Cricket and a 12 year old girl's views on the nature of forgiveness, and their living room is a shrine to the DreamTime. AND SERVE THEM RIGHT."

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Blandmum · 22/02/2008 11:35

do you want help with the cell one...i can do that one for you easily?

DualCycloneCod · 22/02/2008 11:25

no i odnt agree wiht homework
even less holiday homework

mumblechum · 22/02/2008 11:22

Make a cushion which looks like an apple pie, including sugar sprinkles.

Yeah.

fryalot · 22/02/2008 11:21

nothing.

So she was mooching around all week looking bored.

Teachers! pah! (don't tell dp I said that )

fryalot · 22/02/2008 11:21

my dd1's half term homework consisted of:

DualCycloneCod · 22/02/2008 11:20

lol