You can hear my worst ever thing that took place, in 12 years.
Friday afternoon (lovely)Y10 class p4. Strange girl appears in class I kick her out, and write incident report. bell rings for next (last lesson)
I go to phone Y10 office about strange girl in previous lesson. Go back to my room. 2 Y10's hiding in there, won't come out, strange girl has threatened them and they are too scared. Go back to phone Y10 office..........Meanwhile vile Y7 class (last thing on Friday) lining up outside classreeom, with vilest boy in whole school.
Return to classroom. All lowlifes in entire school have mysteriously arrived to view "fight" in my , between hiding Y10s, and strange girl as mentioned earlier(spreads like wildfire) Finally get rid of them, and get girls out of room. (All other staff on trip so only me) Return to Y7 lining up outside room who have in fact, not been lining up but running wild whilst I sort out above probs ON MY OWN. Vile boy has discoverd 8ft plank of wood in corridor and is running up and down corridor with it. Wrest it off him, and get them in class ..little did I know....
Do register..., vile boy not there...some sniggering in class Vile boy under table, making stupid noises. Am so fed up with everything leave him there to get rest of class started...giving him no attention you understand.
Go to help someone, vile boy gets phone out and does happy slapping thing. Turn away to write note about him before sending him out, Whilst I am doing this, he takes masking tape off my desk, and wraps it round and round another innocent pupil, essentially tying his arms to him. In desperation, I kick him outside.....he sets off the fire alarm.
All this happened in about 5 minutes, but it felt like hours and hours. Still look back in horror at that time, although very funny now, was awful when it was happening