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What is a 'leafy comp' 'good/outstanding comp'?

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MovingBack · 09/02/2015 10:17

I see this term referred to on MN on lots of threads - what is the definition of such a school please? I can grasp the meaning (I think) but I'm not sure if it's metaphorical or there is in fact some objective criteria? Do posters mean they are Ofsted good/outstanding or something else? I've spent a lot of time living away and in my day a comp was the alternative to the grammar school but I'm not sure what they are when most areas don't have a grammar school these days? How will I know if my local schools fall into this leafy comps/good/outstanding category? Is it based on Ofsted or something else?

Apologies in advance if it really is just the Ofsted category they have been placed in rather than something more complex Confused

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Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 17:32

Gordonstoun- a school for reeling. And writhing and fainting in coils.

motherinferior · 11/02/2015 17:29

...and probably recoiling in horror Grin

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 17:28

King's - a school for chess players.

St Paul's wins. Hands down, no contest Grin

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 17:28

Roedean - what the Bishop said in the lifeboat.

Lancing - what you do to boils.

Christ's Hospital - where you go after Lancing.

summerends · 11/02/2015 17:25

From rabbitstew onwards I can see a new must-have lexicon appearing to rival the Good school guide, particularly for international parents trying to understand British education.

grovel · 11/02/2015 17:24

St Paul's - a school with letter writing on the curriculum

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 17:21

I'm imagining people all over the country, fingers poised over keyboards, racking their brains for school puns............

grovel · 11/02/2015 17:14

Westminster - a school for scandal

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 17:11

Winchester- a school for snipers.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 17:07

Eton - a mess.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 17:07

Reform school - school made out of plasticine.

motherinferior · 11/02/2015 17:04

Grovel Grin

grovel · 11/02/2015 17:03

Eton - a catering college
Harrow - an agricultural college

motherinferior · 11/02/2015 16:53

Foundation schools are where you learn to do makeup properly.

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 16:52

The extension pun was unintentional, but I like it.

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 16:51

and foundation schools, are obviously, by extension........Grin

motherinferior · 11/02/2015 16:50

Surely a vocational school is a convent school?

Board schools specialise, obviously, in woodwork, floor-laying and similar Manual Trades.

Hakluyt · 11/02/2015 16:44

Vocational school- a garage that really really wants to be a school.........

TalkinPeace · 11/02/2015 16:43
Smile
grovel · 11/02/2015 16:27

Conservatoire - an academic hothouse

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 15:45
Grin
Takver · 11/02/2015 15:36

A historical one:

Technical School - a school that technically should have existed, but didn't.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 14:54

OFSTED - drunk and trying to say he's off his head.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 14:51

Ivy League - an alliance dedicated to the protection of climbing plants.

rabbitstew · 11/02/2015 14:38

Ooh, yes, motherinferior - I love the leafy comp to Russell Group - but not until your Autumn years. Grin