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Compulsory Fox-Hunting

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Sweeedes · 14/05/2010 10:41

As part of their social equalization policy, the Lib Con coalition have decided fox-hunting should be compulsory and taught in all primary schools. Children who have animal allergies must do fencing or real tennis.

The weekly National Lottery Jackpot is going to include a free place at Eton. Places at Harrow, Charterhouse, Westminster and a few others will be prizes in the midweek Lottery. Hundreds of minor public school places will be Lottery scratch-card prizes.

What other policies have you heard about?

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Sweeedes · 14/05/2010 13:44

Eleison LOL at snuggly two lecturns.

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Sweeedes · 14/05/2010 13:42

Dirt Girl World will be in Latin.

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Hassled · 14/05/2010 13:41

Families which find themselves homeless in an urban area will be relocated to dilapidated estate cottages and allocated unpaid work on behalf of the local landowner. Forelock-tugging will be mandatory.

sethstarkaddersmum · 14/05/2010 13:38

Latin will be added to the National Curriculum. From the age of 6.

sethstarkaddersmum · 14/05/2010 13:35

The President of the Women's Institute is to automatically be given a seat in the House of Lords, like Church of England bishops used to.

TheCoalitionNeedsYou · 14/05/2010 13:18

I am fully behind any policy that involves kedgeree.

sethstarkaddersmum · 14/05/2010 13:18

lmao @ this brilliant thread. Especially re fagging!

Eleison · 14/05/2010 13:16

Public school fagging system to be extended to clarify relationship between junior and senior coalition parties.

TheFallenMadonna · 14/05/2010 12:54

The wraparound care programme in state school will include children being served kedgeree at breakfast club.

Or rather, of course, serving themselves.

From silver chafing dishes.

Eleison · 14/05/2010 12:48

Oxford and Cambridge will be required to form an actual proper coalition Oxbridge University, with snuggly two-lecturn arrangement for Vice Chancellors.

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Sweeedes · 14/05/2010 12:44

Tax Avoidance GCSE and GCE A level will be offered in all state schools.

Land Management undergraduate degrees at Oxford will be open only to state school pupils who do NOT own a Viyella checked shirt, navy crewneck sweater and a pair of moleskin or cord trousers.

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Isaidheyhoney · 14/05/2010 10:58

Everyone must keep "a big fuck off horse" in their back garden and be prepared to use it. Against foxes, that is. But also against intruders.

onebatmother · 14/05/2010 10:57

esp the minor public school scratchcards

onebatmother · 14/05/2010 10:56
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weegiemum · 14/05/2010 10:52

They're digging the ditch at the moment to set Scotland adrift into the North Sea to keep a perpetual Tory majority in the rest of the country ....

No, sorry, its us who are digging the ditch .....

ConDemNation · 14/05/2010 10:50
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