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New (red) dawn for anxious lefties...?

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WilfSellOut · 06/05/2010 23:00

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BecauseIAgreeWithGordon · 07/05/2010 00:11

Ha, ha, ha!

After DH had his vasectomy I left him (with 2 small DC) while I went on a course in the US for a week.

When I came back, the bruising was still spectacular.

Oh how I empathised with him.

Beachcomber · 07/05/2010 00:11

Right things seem fairly quiet at the moment looks like a good time to wee, pour a stiff drink, grab a munchy and unclench jaw and buttocks.

MmeLindtChocBrownies · 07/05/2010 00:11

ooooh, Dundee West Labour prediction

That was my mum then.

SleeplessValhalla · 07/05/2010 00:11

am thinking of hitting the hard liquor - was going to bed, might give it till the next seat called

RedRedApples · 07/05/2010 00:10

oooh expat we could be twins!

ahundredtimes · 07/05/2010 00:10

I've met D Milliband. I used to know his brother

Northernlurker · 07/05/2010 00:10

This is so British isn't it - they queued in the RAIN dontcha know?

animula · 07/05/2010 00:10

It seems v. weird that they're doing this interview outside Clegg's house.

Why?

But I like Mrs. Polite's hair.

thetoriesaretoast · 07/05/2010 00:09

Onebaton, it's like The Day Today, isn't it? Spoof/reality - it's all the same now.

Prolesworth · 07/05/2010 00:09

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MmeLindtChocBrownies · 07/05/2010 00:09

at Justa

Do you have frozen peas, Justa?

My brother waddled about for two days gingerly holding frozen veg to his groin, a tortured, martyred look on his face.

jenny60 · 07/05/2010 00:08

your husband looks like D Miliband. Am very very

Prolesworth · 07/05/2010 00:08

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onebatonevote · 07/05/2010 00:08

Robinson still gleeful every time Tory madge is mentioned.

expatinscotland · 07/05/2010 00:07

i ate some leftovers that were out on the hob since tea.

and i didn't bother heating them up.

fuck it.

it was rice, too.

and beef curry.

and i piled it on Walker's Ready Salted and shoved it down my throat.

that's why i wear a size 14/16 and have a double chin.

onebatonevote · 07/05/2010 00:06

yes, thetoriesaretoast - was like that brill alan partidge sketch when they had 'challenging' mime artist and French cultural minister.

auberginesrus · 07/05/2010 00:06

A girl I used to work with moved down south, and re-registered to vote, got to polling station and they wouldn't let her in as she wasn't on their list.

Apparently loads of people turned away in marginal seats like Chester as the voter lists hadn't been updated with late registrations.

Not to mention the people being turned away at 10pm

This will run and run

ravenAK · 07/05/2010 00:06

Was also enjoying prospect of the queen being activated.

justaboutkeepingoutthetories · 07/05/2010 00:06

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MarionCole · 07/05/2010 00:06

Just finished a custard slice.

ahundredtimes · 07/05/2010 00:05

I am sleepy too. Have made coffee

Northernlurker · 07/05/2010 00:05

The queen is activated - she sounds like a darlek!

onebatonevote · 07/05/2010 00:05

JUSTA! you or dh or both of you need to know that a vasectomy is NOT the same as orchiectomy. He will not be EUNUCH!@!!

monkeysmama · 07/05/2010 00:05

Popcorn finished. Eaten half a bar of Green & Blacks. Starting to feel sleepy.

RedRedApples · 07/05/2010 00:05

Hoochie Put the matches down...or actually hold on light me fag whilst yer there

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