Pfftetc, I know a lovely Tory, who is standing as a candidate. I even wished her luck (though she is never going to win).
My favourite consoling daydream at the moment is imagining how George Osborne is feeling right now. I mean, he already knows the public don't like him, that's before he's even made any cuts. His glee must be tempered with a very large dose of fear.
Okay, I am clutching at straws.