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How to vote

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 09:49

Hello all you lovely mums!

I know mums are all a bit dim because you spend your time at home watching Jeremy Kyle and CBeebies (I'm a mum myself LOLOLOL) so I thought you would be grateful if I came on here and told you all how to vote.

What you do is, you put an X in the box for the candidate you want to vote for - a candidate is a person that wants to be your MP. This is called standing for office but they don't actually have to stand still all the time - bet you thought they did, didn't you?!

It is very important that you put the X in the box for the person you WANT to get in, not all the ones you don't. Just thought I'd better explain that.

lots of love
Poll xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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sarah293 · 03/05/2010 14:49

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lilmissmummy · 03/05/2010 14:34

What is this erection you are talking about?

SlartyBartFast · 03/05/2010 10:48

i would prefer to go on wednesday

i have things to do on thursday

cakes and stuff

TDiddy · 03/05/2010 10:44

TroliticalPoll- I think that you are a political cross dresser along with Grigsy who showed up this morning. Know him/her/it?

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:41

gotta go now - lovely talking to you all. Glad I have been able to do some good in getting all you lovely mums to go and vote. Don't forget - it's on Thursday. Don't go on Friday or it will be too late LOLOLOL!

Pollxxxxx

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SanctiMoanyArse · 03/05/2010 10:35

Hubby has written notes for me

Gordy (red) is scottish so will feebmy beans wirh whisky and deep fried mars bars at schoool

oooh no fat kids (or could I get on to JK and get£500 appearance money?)

Nicky is yellow and I don't uit yellow

David went to eton and I like Eton Mess

is that right?

JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:34

Yes, why woudl you be cross with the person you want?

JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:34

One of my candidates is a woman. Now I am confused.

SlartyBartFast · 03/05/2010 10:33

i thought it was a tick not a cross.
are you sure?

JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:31

Oh, really?

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:31

DuellingFanjo (what a funny name you have got by the way!) you can find out if your candidates have wives by looking at the things called leaflets that I told you about. If they have got a wife there will be a picture of them together holding hands and looking happy. That is how you can tell. (Not that I'm prejudiced in any way - each to his own I say!)

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:29

Jack I'm sorry but I have to disagree with your husband. If us girls were in charge there would be no more wars, for a start!

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:27

you mean David Cameron, right? You ladies on here do love using abbreviations, don't you?

Well like I said you can vote for whoever you want but did you know the Labour party (that's not an actual party with drinks and nibbles, it just means a group of people who believe the same things about politics) have done a lot of things to help single mums like you but the Conservatives want to take their benefits away? This is because the Conservatives only like helping rich people! Yup, that's right

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JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:25

My Dear Daughter, who else would have a day off school

But seriously, this is on Thursday? Well I can't do it, have kids to look after, house to clean and to make myself look beautiful for my husband.
Anyway, he has just said that I don't need to bother my head about voting, I know my place

VinegarTits · 03/05/2010 10:20

of course im irresponsible, im a single mum, you can blame me for the state of this country, after all DC does

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:18

VinegarTits - I'm not being nasty but I think you sound really irresponsible! Don't you care about the future?

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:17

Jack - what does dd mean? I haven't been on here very long.

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JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:15

And is it Dermot or Davina on the final show?

VinegarTits · 03/05/2010 10:14

thursdays out for me, i have to sign on, i wont have the energy to do anything else that day

DuelingFanjo · 03/05/2010 10:11

Will all my local candidates have wives? I am not sure I can trust one who doesn't

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JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:10

Hang on, when do we have to do this? Only DD1 has a day off school on Thursday so that is not a good day for me.

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TroliticalPoll · 03/05/2010 10:10

Jack - you are a mum so you care more than your dh, because we all know mums are special, so I think you should vote for whoever you want!

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SanctiMoanyArse · 03/05/2010 10:09

I've already texted my vote fot the Welsh Cristian party as I hear they are going to form a majority government in Westminster then close the bridge as wel will all be able to walk on water

Isn't that OK? texted it to 0800ILove-SIMONCOWELL

OrientCalf · 03/05/2010 10:09

I thought there was a number you had to call like for X-factor

Like VT I'm going to have to reorganise my day... ridiculous

JackBauerIsZonerrific · 03/05/2010 10:08

Oh, really? Is that what they were. Right.

Can't I just vote for whoever DH tells me to?