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Will the BNP give me money to go to Spain?

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GrendelsMum · 23/04/2010 19:37

I'm getting quite excited about this. As the grandaughter of a refugee immigrant, does this mean that they'll give me a grant to return to my grandma's country of ethnic origin (which happens to be Spain)? Will I get lots of cash so I can buy a holiday home on a Costa?

Mind you, seems a bit of a shame for the British tax payer now they've paid for my expensive and prolonged education. Ah well, I expect Spain needs teachers too...

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GrimmaTheNome · 23/04/2010 20:17

No, Vikings don't get to go. Anyone who arrived before the Norman conquest are 'indigenous', AFAIK (I certainly can't be arsed to re-read the BNP tripe which tries to explain who's in and who's out).

zapostrophe · 23/04/2010 20:15

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ruddynorah · 23/04/2010 20:12

no you'll be alright with german background. they like white north european. not eastern european though, obv.

supersalstrawberry · 23/04/2010 20:08

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GrendelsMum · 23/04/2010 20:07

Yep, you're out, Supersalstrawberry. Off to Germany you go.

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southeastastra · 23/04/2010 20:05

ooh ok, that's interesting. my name is weirdy too

MrsSantos · 23/04/2010 20:05

so it's off to the south of Ireland for me then. I presume the DCs will have to come too as they aren't "pure" British either

ruddynorah · 23/04/2010 20:04

there's also those of us who'd need multiple fares, you know one for our arms, one for our legs etc etc, cos we're a mix of lots of origins

GrimmaTheNome · 23/04/2010 20:03

SEA, DH thinks his origins are Flemish not French. In fact, when in Belgium (where Walloon/Flemish rivalry is rife), he reckons that his name induces a warm welcome from the Flemish and distinct coolness from the French-speakers.

Make sure you 'repatriate' to the right place!

cornsilk · 23/04/2010 20:00

Yeah Lynette! Will Nick pay our fare?

LynetteScavo · 23/04/2010 19:59

O0h, Cornsilk...we could go and live in the same place and hang out together.

cornsilk · 23/04/2010 19:58

Good point Lynette.

LynetteScavo · 23/04/2010 19:56

How many people would actually be left in the UK? Has anyone ever worked it out?

cornsilk · 23/04/2010 19:55

I've always wanted to live in Ireland anyway.

southeastastra · 23/04/2010 19:53

oh i'm a supposedly descended from hugenots too.

monkeysavingexpertdotcom · 23/04/2010 19:51

I'd happily bugger off back to Wales if only Nick Griffin didn't live there - in fact, as he wasn't born there, IIRC, will he be paying himself to return to England?

Clayhead · 23/04/2010 19:51

That's dh gone then (except the dancing bit...)

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GrendelsMum · 23/04/2010 19:49

People with funny names will definitely be paid to leave Britain. Probably people with dark hair as well. And men who are suspiciously good at dancing.

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ShadeofViolet · 23/04/2010 19:44

Dh;s ather is German, does that mean he will have to go but I get to stay?

I quite like that idea

unfitmother · 23/04/2010 19:43

I'd certainly leave but the fuckers wouldn't pay me to.

GrimmaTheNome · 23/04/2010 19:40

Because if the BNP somehow came to power such that they could implement these policies, I think there would be a lot of people queuing to leave.

GrimmaTheNome · 23/04/2010 19:39

I wonder how many generations back they'll allow - DHs name is supposedly from Hugenot immigrants.

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