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Is Trump dead?

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SummerDaysAreTheBest · 30/08/2025 14:27

This news is apparently trending…

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AmyDuPlantier · 30/08/2025 16:15

LlynTegid · 30/08/2025 16:06

I'd say everyone expected Gordon Brown to succeed Tony Blair at some point after the 2005 general election, before 2010.

US system is different, the one thing I do like is the two term rule.

Well let’s hope he does die before the two-term rule is a thing of the past.

Iloveyoubut · 30/08/2025 16:14

EchoedSilence · 30/08/2025 14:30

We live in hope.

We? Just speak for you. Don't try and add imaginary weight to what you’re saying by saying we. Loving in hope that someone dies isn’t great.

TablePourTrois · 30/08/2025 16:13

Brian dead undoubtedly, though his body is animated to grabbing money, pusies and destroying America's preeminence in the world.😂

legsekeven · 30/08/2025 16:13

Weekmindedfool · 30/08/2025 14:40

Yes I saw him in Tesco earlier.

That can’t be true. He’s a huge Aldi fan

Kreepture · 30/08/2025 16:13

the guy has badly hidden bruises on his hands from IV treatment for something, and swollen ankles.

Most popular reasons are either CHF, or Kidney Disease. He shows signs of frontal lobe dementia in his posture.

He isn't a well man, for all they're trying their damndest to hide it.. time will tell.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/08/2025 16:13

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 30/08/2025 16:11

The cult that is the left must have heroes. It’s like Christian saints, without the appeal to goodness.

So they delay the news of death, squabble about succession and then embalm their gurus - “righteous leader of the anti-fascist proletariat”, “honourable head of the people’s movement for democratic socialism” etc etc. After that they’re put on display, like saints’ toenails and bits of the true cross. Which the successor demands ultimate respect for - so he can have it next.

For the left, politics is worship.

This isn't a left-right issue, this is about totalitarianism. If Hitler and Mussolini had won the war, we'd have seen something like Lenin's tomb in Berlin and Rome.

SerendipityJane · 30/08/2025 16:11

W. H. Auden: “Epitaph on a Tyrant”

Epitaph on a Tyrant

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

LillyPJ · 30/08/2025 16:11

ZoeCM · 30/08/2025 15:27

"There is no justification for the poor ROOM SERVICE here in Hell. I ordered three quarter pounders TWENTY MINUTES and they still haven't arrived. I also asked them to turn down the heat and do something about the smell of brimstone, but so far NOTHING. What kind of clown did they put in charge of this joint - Sleepy Joe?"

I smell a fake tweet - that's far too literate to be real. And where are all the !!!!!!!s ?

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 30/08/2025 16:11

WearyAuldWumman · 30/08/2025 16:01

Point taken, but I'd say that a more accurate comparison would be with Brezhnev or Tito, where those behind the scenes took their time before announcing the death - they have too much to lose.

The cult that is the left must have heroes. It’s like Christian saints, without the appeal to goodness.

So they delay the news of death, squabble about succession and then embalm their gurus - “righteous leader of the anti-fascist proletariat”, “honourable head of the people’s movement for democratic socialism” etc etc. After that they’re put on display, like saints’ toenails and bits of the true cross. Which the successor demands ultimate respect for - so he can have it next.

For the left, politics is worship.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/08/2025 16:09

WearyAuldWumman · 30/08/2025 16:03

I wouldn't have mourned Adolf Hitler, I shan't mourn Putin and I certainly won't mourn Trump. As others have said, I'll have sympathy for any family members who miss him.

Yes, this. Expresses my feeling almost exactly, except I would add not having grieved much for Stalin or for Mao Zedong.

LillyPJ · 30/08/2025 16:09

I'm sure I'd have heard the huge celebrations - crowds cheering, dancing in the streets, church bells ringing etc, (even all the way from America) if he had died.

SerendipityJane · 30/08/2025 16:08

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 30/08/2025 15:45

See also Wilson/Callaghan; Blair/Brown.

Very true.

In theory the UK system is that you vote for your MP and the Prime Minister is chosen by them.

However when you have people like Truss and Sunak taking over and talking about "their" mandate (which was never put to the public) it starts to look a bit creaky and shit. What part of Truss' (or Sunaks) policies did people vote for in 2019 ?

Anyway I don't want to derail a perfectly good thread talking about the death of Donald Trump. I want to savour it while it's legal.

HelenaWaiting · 30/08/2025 16:06

averylongtimeago · 30/08/2025 14:38

If he is, then it’s President Vance. If you think Trump is bad, he will be worse. And without the benefit of laughing at his funny fake tan and hair do.

No, but we can laugh at his badly-applied makeup.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/08/2025 16:06

Thissickbeat · 30/08/2025 15:12

He's not even slightly healthy. He's a lumbering lump of a man. Not a fit looking 79yr old.

Agreed. My late husband was a stroke victim who died in his early 80s. Even with hemiparesis and kidney failure he looked better than Trump and displayed sharper mental acuity.

LlynTegid · 30/08/2025 16:06

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 30/08/2025 15:45

See also Wilson/Callaghan; Blair/Brown.

I'd say everyone expected Gordon Brown to succeed Tony Blair at some point after the 2005 general election, before 2010.

US system is different, the one thing I do like is the two term rule.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/08/2025 16:03

Momtotwokids · 30/08/2025 15:10

What is wrong with you people. To hope someone you don't even know dead. Never seen such a horrible group of women in my life

I wouldn't have mourned Adolf Hitler, I shan't mourn Putin and I certainly won't mourn Trump. As others have said, I'll have sympathy for any family members who miss him.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/08/2025 16:03

ThejoyofNC · 30/08/2025 15:59

No you're not, if you'd happily say that about someone.

When pushed into it by your absurd comments, I too would admit that of the alternatives "Trump causes untold misery to hundreds of thousands of people" and "Trump dies", I'd prefer the latter. But that's because your hyperbolic bollocks bring that feeling out in me. I have not wished him dead before this thread, and on the whole I'd prefer him to be struck dumb by a stroke. Satisfied now?

Robin67 · 30/08/2025 16:01

SummerDaysAreTheBest · 30/08/2025 14:27

This news is apparently trending…

Please don't spend false hope OP

sosorryimnotsorry · 30/08/2025 16:01

He’s probably busy bribing /blackmailing the Supreme Court justices to legalise his wretched tariffs!

WearyAuldWumman · 30/08/2025 16:01

ZoeCM · 30/08/2025 14:56

There have been rumours about this on social media since last night.

I'm always very sceptical of these rumours that [insert extremely famous person] has already died and the mainstream media just hasn't reported it yet. There were a few of these rumours about Prince Philip and the Queen. Why would the media keep quiet about it? Although the Queen's death wasn't announced for a few hours, the media gave blanket coverage to speculation of her condition in the run-up.

Anyway, as others have said - Vance is, if anything, even worse than Trump.

Point taken, but I'd say that a more accurate comparison would be with Brezhnev or Tito, where those behind the scenes took their time before announcing the death - they have too much to lose.

DinaofCloud9 · 30/08/2025 16:00

Graphinette · 30/08/2025 15:56

I would love to see him dead. It's too good for him. He is the most dangerous living being on the planet and I am a thoroughly decent human being. I would do anything for anyone me. I'd give you the shirt off my back.

People saying how lovely they are don't tend to be.

ThejoyofNC · 30/08/2025 15:59

Graphinette · 30/08/2025 15:56

I would love to see him dead. It's too good for him. He is the most dangerous living being on the planet and I am a thoroughly decent human being. I would do anything for anyone me. I'd give you the shirt off my back.

No you're not, if you'd happily say that about someone.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/08/2025 15:58

Bambamhoohoo · 30/08/2025 14:40

Why would he be dead though? It’s not exactly common for people even at his age to drop dead from being perfectly healthy. Seems somewhat random

Perfectly healthy? Overweight, incoherent speech, extensive bruising on hands... He's clearly far from healthy. I've seen this type of scenario with older relatives. He's on the way out.

Graphinette · 30/08/2025 15:56

Momtotwokids · 30/08/2025 15:10

What is wrong with you people. To hope someone you don't even know dead. Never seen such a horrible group of women in my life

I would love to see him dead. It's too good for him. He is the most dangerous living being on the planet and I am a thoroughly decent human being. I would do anything for anyone me. I'd give you the shirt off my back.

Falseknock · 30/08/2025 15:55

Reallyneedsaholiday · 30/08/2025 15:53

Are we talking “still breathing” or “brain dead”?

He's already brain dead