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The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises

88 replies

EdwinH · 04/07/2024 09:40

Allister Heath has written an article in the Telegraph couched in dire, apocalyptic language. It's all about what would happen if the LibDems managed to overtake the Tories and form the Opposition instead.

(That's something the polls suggest is unlikely but still possible. They're much, much closer than at any previous election. So it's not just fantasy.)

The thing is, depending on your political stance, what he is describing could be considered brilliant rather than a horror story.

Judge for yourself. See what you think...

The link below goes to the archived version of the article, which is not paywalled.
archive.ph/2024.07.03-224711/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/#selection-2803.4-2803.77

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Startingagainandagain · 04/07/2024 10:02

What a lot of nonsense.

The reality is that the past 14 years have been an apocalyptic nightmare for many people due to shit Tory governments, Brexit, NHS waiting lists, lack of affordable housing and the cost of living crisis.

Of course the Torygraph is worried that the little people might actually want to redress the situation and vote have a new, grown up government in charge as it means no more dodgy government contracts for rich mates and tax loopholes for corporate companies..

Previousreligion · 04/07/2024 10:01

I'm more afraid of some kind of Conservative Reform coalition.

larkstar · 04/07/2024 10:01

It's The Telegraph - try reading articles across the political spectrum to get a better perspective - if you are genuinely interested.

Spinet · 04/07/2024 10:00

HappierTimesAhead · 04/07/2024 09:56

British politics is about to be turned into an infernal, soul-destroying hellscape worthy of the sickest of Hollywood minds

What a nutter! 😂

See I think that's what we experienced a couple of years ago with the cabinet laughing at us over their champagne, lying to the Queen, striding about wearing Russian Barbie costumes, bankrupting us all, wanting to opt out of international human rights laws, etc.

ageratum1 · 04/07/2024 10:00

I still haven't decided yet.My main objective is to drain the swamp!

Bromptotoo · 04/07/2024 10:00

Even by Telegraph standards that bollox:

The Left-wing stormtroopers who are about to seize the keys to No 10 will enjoy almost unimaginable power, and will be far more competent at wielding it to annihilate their enemies than the Tories ever were.

And that's just one sentence.

HappierTimesAhead · 04/07/2024 09:56

British politics is about to be turned into an infernal, soul-destroying hellscape worthy of the sickest of Hollywood minds

What a nutter! 😂

StripedPiggy · 04/07/2024 09:55

Heath always writes this sort of apocalyptic nonsense. He has become a parody of himself. He is pandering to typical retired Torygraph readers who think Britain started going to the dogs back
in the 90s.

That’s the 1890s, not the 1990s, of course.

EdwinH · 04/07/2024 09:54

Libdemsdesperate · 04/07/2024 09:47

I'll eat my hat if Lib dems overtake Tories. Lib dems would be lucky to retain the number of seats they have. The party is largely an irrelevance.

Edited

Have you not been following all the polls? They have them within a handful of seats of the Tories, or even at parity.

Why? Because Labour, the LibDems and Greens are chipping away at the Tories from one side, and Reform from the other. Net result: the Tory vote is going to be way, way down in many constituencies.

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JenniferEckles · 04/07/2024 09:54

We can but dream...

Nothing nightmarish about that scenario.

Shortfatsuit · 04/07/2024 09:51

Lol. I can well imagine that that would be a dark nightmare for those at the Torygraph. Would be brilliant for the rest of us though! Sadly, I don't think it's going to happen though.

Teentaxidriver · 04/07/2024 09:47

Terrifying, but as a Tory voter even I think that they have themselves to blame. Politics is a cycle. Whatever Lab and the Lind do can be undone.

Libdemsdesperate · 04/07/2024 09:47

I'll eat my hat if Lib dems overtake Tories. Lib dems would be lucky to retain the number of seats they have. The party is largely an irrelevance.