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So who do we think the porn watching Tory was?

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Kendodd · 28/04/2022 22:27

Assuming it's true.

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jaundicedoutlook · 01/05/2022 21:42

Benjispruce4 · 01/05/2022 08:20

Tractor porn!

Yes - down and dirty on the farm - thought it was about tractors…!

Benjispruce4 · 01/05/2022 08:20

Tractor porn!

Katyaadlerscoat · 30/04/2022 09:01

So he "opened it by mistake". Twice.

DFOD · 29/04/2022 22:23

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 17:12

This was in response to DFOD's post. I checked and the screenshot that DFOD uploaded is a spoof page.

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No it wasn’t a spoof page … the first hour there were loads of hilarious edits until it was locked down and re edited.

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 22:20

@TheAbbotOfUnreason

That's exactly the style I was thinking of 😂

Except the wife will look a little more 'deer in headlights'

TheAbbotOfUnreason · 29/04/2022 22:02

I’m thinking that we won’t have to wait long for a photo like this.

So who do we think the porn watching Tory was?
So who do we think the porn watching Tory was?
BruceAndNosh · 29/04/2022 19:34

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 19:18

There'll be a supportive photo arm in arm on their doorstep soon enough. Very old style Tory wife duties being trotted out.

I believe he has a family farm.
These photo ops normally involve leaning on a 5 bar gate

BruceAndNosh · 29/04/2022 19:32

If his wife decides she doesn't have a problem with him watching porn, that's her perogative.
But him watching it openly in front of female colleagues - it's not up to her to decide that's OK.

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 19:19

Has she no self respect?

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 19:18

There'll be a supportive photo arm in arm on their doorstep soon enough. Very old style Tory wife duties being trotted out.

Notonthestairs · 29/04/2022 19:13

No words.

moodyseagull · 29/04/2022 19:09

Wow

EllaB22 · 29/04/2022 18:47

Disgusted at the quote from his wife. No words.

“If you were mad with every man who looked at poronography, you would not have many wives in the world. “It takes two to tango. There must be women posing for all this.”

Notonthestairs · 29/04/2022 18:39

Oh. I'd read this this morning and thought they left it to the witnesses.

"It's currently unclear if there is any investigation into the Tory MP who watched pornography in the Commons

The Chief Whip has advised women who witnessed it to go to independent process

But I'm told they're worried about a backlash from colleagues"

twitter.com/steven_swinford/status/1519981123325112321?s=21&t=wx4PDt5rvwj-BfVx0yuK1w

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 18:29

I thought the two female MPs had named and reported him to the Whips Office and the Chief Whip had referred on to the Standards Committee as it couldn't be dealt with 'in house'.

The female MP's have already provided statements.

Notonthestairs · 29/04/2022 17:48

I would assume he can have the Whip restored - pending investigation.

I know this isn't saying much but by referring himself (and I imagine there was A LOT pressure to do so) it means that the women witnesses weren't left in the position of having to go to the standards committee and name him and worrying about a backlash.
It doesn't diminish what he did but I'm pleased for them.

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 17:12

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 17:01

Wiki page now says he's an independent; has he been pushed out of the Conservative Party?

This was in response to DFOD's post. I checked and the screenshot that DFOD uploaded is a spoof page.

MayorDusty · 29/04/2022 17:04

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 17:01

Wiki page now says he's an independent; has he been pushed out of the Conservative Party?

Said on the radio whip has been removed.

Apparently he owned up himself.
Imagine making that call.
Eurgh.

OhLordyWhatNow · 29/04/2022 17:01

Wiki page now says he's an independent; has he been pushed out of the Conservative Party?

DFOD · 29/04/2022 16:32

wiki updated already as Neil (Porno) Parish

So who do we think the porn watching Tory was?
moodyseagull · 29/04/2022 16:06

What a knob. He has kids and grand kids

Notonthestairs · 29/04/2022 16:03

In fairness I think he went to talk about Ukraine and the interview moved on - but really you couldn't make it up.

lickenchugget · 29/04/2022 16:00

Notonthestairs · 29/04/2022 15:59

Neil Parish was interviewed about it!

Just seen this on Twitter. This is insane!! Wonder if GBN had a tip off… the brass neck of this idiot

Notonthestairs · 29/04/2022 15:59

Neil Parish was interviewed about it!

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