Article by the legendary socialist and funniest person in Britain, Mark Steel.
"Jeremy Corbyn's supporters are so dangerous they took over the Labour Party before they were even born
If you were cynical you might wonder if, despite their ability to reach out to people, Corbyn’s opponents feel they’d be unlikely to beat him in a straight vote of members
Angela Eagle launched her campaign to be Labour leader, she said, to bring peace to the Labour Party, just as she voted for war to bring peace to Iraq. If she ever sits next to you on a park bench and says “I’ve come here for some peace and quiet” – RUN.
Eagle claims that she could win a general election – and to be fair she might have a slight chance, as long as she’s allowed to keep all the other parties off the ballot paper. She does have a gift for explaining her ideas, after all. Asked on the Today programme why she voted for the Iraq war, she said “I’m a Northern working class girl who understands the nuances of modern life.”
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The answer to Labour’s problems is to keep changing the rules. If you were cynical you might wonder if, despite their ability to reach out to people, Corbyn’s opponents feel they’d be unlikely to beat him in a straight vote of members, so their strategy is to make sure the vote isn’t straight. For example, they’re determined to reach out to more people, by scrapping the rule allowing supporters to vote if they register for three pounds, and raising the registration fee to £25.
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Tomorrow they’ll announce ‘We’ve decided voting for Corbyn is an Olympic sport, so anyone voting for him has to have a drugs test, and supply a urine sample to the NEC. Otherwise they will be barred from the election, because we take cheating very seriously.”
A Labour donor will go to the High Court to argue that Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters can only make speeches in Norwegian. Owen Smith will announce he’s playing his joker which means his votes count double.
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But you have to feel for them because they’ve been trained, over 20 years or more, to believe opposition to the rule of wealth, the demands of big business and the engagement in unnecessary wars belongs only to a handful of outdated idiots. So if hundreds of thousands join Labour to challenge that idea, or if Labour loses almost every seat in Scotland to a party that disagrees, or millions of Americans support a radical socialist, they can’t adjust. It’s not their beliefs that need amending – reality must be wrong.
www.independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-corbyns-supporters-are-so-dangerous-they-took-over-labour-before-they-were-even-born-a7136711.html
Mark Steel has a brilliant way of expressing truths that are sometimes hidden.
The battle of Corbyn versus the 172 is one of the most defining political battles for the entire country we have yet seen (for non-Labour voters too). It is the last attempt of the Establishment to wrest control of a major political party from its members (the people). If they fail and Corbyn wins again, it will be a historic defeat for the Establishment and a victory for the likes of the excellent and decent Mark Steel and the people.