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Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours

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claig · 19/01/2016 21:00

Trump has teased there will be a huge announcement at his rally in Ames, Iowa tonight. Special guest will be there.

Elites across the world are in panic, luvvies are having a lie down, Oxbridge is tuned in, PPES are petrified.

Will Palin endorse Trump? Is it game over for the Establishment?

No one knows. Elites are in meltdown and Trump fans are already doing the hokey-cokey.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:53

'So this is satire, right?'

There is some satire and some humour among the erudition. You've got to have a laugh about it and then you've got to stump for Trump. You know it makes sense.

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/01/2016 23:53

Telling it isn't stopping it.

Lweji · 20/01/2016 23:52

Palin and Trump will sort it out

If they ever find out where in the world ISIS is.
I wouldn't count on Palin, at least.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/01/2016 23:52

Is that the same Express that has forecast an apocalyptic winter of snow and ice for the last 3 years? Grin
There'll be another bunch of misguided idealists along any minute.

Lweji · 20/01/2016 23:50

His political incorrectness:

How is this
"Mexico & Latin America send us drugs, crime, and rapists. (Jun 2015)"
"Half of the undocumented residents in America are criminals. (Jun 2015)"
"Invite foreigners graduating from college to stay in US. (Dec 2011)"
anything but racist?

How is this
"Let “saints” help teen moms; restrict public assistance. (Jul 2000)"
together with
"Planned Parenthood is important, but abortions must stop. (Aug 2015)"
anything but sexist? Where are the teen dads? What are girls who get pregnant supposed to do?

How is this
"I am now pro-life; after years of being pro-choice. (Apr 2011)"
real, and not just playing to his target voters?

As this
"I'm for vaccines, but in smaller quantities to avoid autism. (Sep 2015)"
Playing to the ignorance.

"Tolerate diversity; prosecute hate crimes against gays. (Jul 2000)"
Tolerate?

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:50

'Al Shabab. The Taliban. The remnants of Al Queda. It's a hydra.'

Apart from the Taliban, the other lot are probably all funded by the same people. Trump is so politically incorrect he will probably tell the truth about it.

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mimishimmi · 20/01/2016 23:49

If they want to arrest their backers and funders, they should look closer to home.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:48

'We can WIPE evil ISIS off the map in 14 DAYS: British generals bullish message to Cameron'

www.express.co.uk/news/world/621154/Islamic-State-British-generals-14-days-David-Cameron-terror

Trump is so politically incorrect he would probably bring that up in a live TV debate which would mean the media would have no option but to report it and the public would then ask why aren't we doing it then?

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MagicalHamSandwich · 20/01/2016 23:47

This thread is the most delightful demonstration of Poe's law I've ever encountered!

So this is satire, right? We had a team dinner tonight and debated this question for 30 minutes. We're split 5/3 in favour of bonkers - I still vote satire, though.

Anyone care to fill me in so I can settle this dispute during tomorrow's coffee break?

Either way, this is fucking hilarious! Grin

TrafficJunkie · 20/01/2016 23:47

I dont watch tv claig

I only read the guardian to get my news and if i see something posted on Fb i research it. :)

Trump is a racist numpty with too much money and not enough sense.
He sees the world divided and wants to make it moreso. We should be working to make it less divided.

Trump would stamp out everything that wasn't blonde and didnt have money if he had his way.

Sometimes it sounds like he doesn't even understand what he is saying.

A good look at his tweets tells you what an idiot of a man he is. He us everything America shouldn't be, and should work against getting rid of. His attitudes live in the past. But all too sadly, commonly in the hearts of many Americans.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/01/2016 23:47

Troops wipe out ISIS. Another group pops up. Al Shabab. The Taliban. The remnants of Al Queda. It's a hydra.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:43

'Vietnam'

You can't comapre the Vietnamese people who fought heroically to the London DJ Jihadi rappers and the ragbag mercenary Jihadis.

Isis would be wiped out in weeks and after that their backers and funders could be arrested.

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/01/2016 23:37

Vietnam.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:36

'No, just delightfully non-politically correct.'

Absolutely. That is what real conservatives all over the world love about him. He dares to say "global warming is bullshit" despite the shock of the nobodies in Parliaments as they hold hands aloft and sing kumbaya in unison.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:34

'How is he going to defeat ISIS? Carpet bomb them to fuck?'

No, that was Ted Cruz's solution.

It will need ground troops to go in and hunt them down. Palin and Trump will sort it out and the best US generals will get the job done.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:32

'So, should the US go to war or not? And to what purpose? '

To wipe Isis out yes, but not to help the Saudis and Qataris and Turks who are backing the Jihadis and even Isis sometimes.

In order to end the destabilisation of the Middle East, the Isis terrorist attacks in the US and Europe and the suffering of Syrian people so that the millions of refugees can return home.

'Our policy should be: no oil, no military support.
Source: Time to Get Tough, by Donald Trump, p.102 , Dec 5, 2011"

Absolutely. America has a 19 trillion dollar deficit. They need to be paid for helping to support regimes. Concessions on oil are a part payment for military protection.

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Lweji · 20/01/2016 23:29

I never said he was a racist.

No, just delightfully non-politically correct.

Lweji · 20/01/2016 23:28

Trump is for real

Darling, Trump is not for real. He is full of soundbites to shock and awe and get all the rednecks and gullible people on board.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:28

'But why is it that mentioning his racism is good if it's by you, but mentioning it by his critics is bad? '

I never said he was a racist. He isn't. It is the puppets and nobodies who debated in our Parliament who called him racist. I disagree with them. The Stump for Trump sistsers are black and they love The Donald just like millions of white people and Hispanics and the Puerto Rican singer of the vdeo posted earlier do.

'WHERE IS MELANIA?'

She was interviewed on TV. Trump brings the entire family out quite a bit, but it is the Donald J Trump show.

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/01/2016 23:26

How is he going to defeat ISIS? Carpet bomb them to fuck? Along with thousands of young and old innocent Syrians. If you do that you'll stop ISIS but there'll be a group that forms in the ashes of those innocent people. Every intervention spawns a grievance.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:24

mimishimmi, there are different factions. No country is a monolith. America is the Roman Empire and just like in Ancient Rome there is all sorts of politics and factions vying for control.

Trump is for real and is the Establishment's worst nightmare. That is why this election is the most amazing in our lifetimes. Everybody's fate depends on the result. Puppets across the world are nsignificant, the battle is between billionaires in the most powerful country on the planet.

Trumpites are stumping for Trump.

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Lweji · 20/01/2016 23:23

So, should the US go to war or not? And to what purpose?

Should it go if it is in exchange for oil? For profit?

"Qadaffi is dead and gone. So what? We have spent more than $1 billion on the Libya operation. And what are we getting in return? A huge bill, that's what. It's incredible how foolish the Obama administration is. Libya has enormous oil reserves. When the so-called "rebels" came to NATO (which is really the U.S.) and asked for help to defeat Qadaffi, we should have said, "Sure, we don't like the guy either. We will help you take out Qadaffi. But in exchange, you give us 50 percent of your oil for the next twenty-five years to pay for our military support and to say thank you for the United States doing what you could never have done on your own." The "rebels" would have jumped at the offer and said yes.
Imagine the amount of oil we could have secured for America. Our policy should be: no oil, no military support.
Source: Time to Get Tough, by Donald Trump, p.102 , Dec 5, 2011"

www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Donald_Trump_Energy_+_Oil.htm

Or was it, after all, that Qadaffi should have stayed in power? But only because the US didn't get any oil out of it?

MyFavouriteClintonisGeorge · 20/01/2016 23:21

Forget all that politics stuff.What I want to know is, WHERE IS MELANIA? Why isn't anyone else asking this? Is she under the patio at Mar-a-Lago?

mimishimmi · 20/01/2016 23:21

Of course, not just the CIA but also Saudi/Pakistani intelligence services amongst others.

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claig · 20/01/2016 23:20

Trump is going all the way. They are used to puppets and phoney contests. this time they are up against Trump and this time it is real. The whole world knows it and the American people are laughing.

"Trump threatens to continue Clinton attacks over past allegations

Donald Trump has no qualms about attacking Hillary Clinton over past allegations of Bill Clinton's behavior.

"Well, I don't want to say it's a threat. But it is a threat," he told NBC's Chuck Todd on "Meet the Press" in an interview aired Sunday.

He added "it's fine" if his own personal history including his divorces is scrutinized during the presidential race.

The Republican front-runner has blasted the former president, calling him "an abuser" and highlighting allegations from Juanita Broaddrick saying Clinton had raped her, as Trump pushes back on the campaign trail against Democratic rival Hillary Clinton casting him as sexist."

edition.cnn.com/2016/01/10/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-personal-life/

Calling Trump a sexist won't work. Their best spin doctors are in trouble. Even the Oxbridge teenage whizzkids can't help them against Trump.

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