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Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours

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claig · 19/01/2016 21:00

Trump has teased there will be a huge announcement at his rally in Ames, Iowa tonight. Special guest will be there.

Elites across the world are in panic, luvvies are having a lie down, Oxbridge is tuned in, PPES are petrified.

Will Palin endorse Trump? Is it game over for the Establishment?

No one knows. Elites are in meltdown and Trump fans are already doing the hokey-cokey.

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Lweji · 20/01/2016 09:36

Did I mention climate change and oil?

Your elites may not want to be seen supporting him, but I doubt they would be upset should he win.

And how friendly he is with Putin?
He is no friend to the US. Or democracy.

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claig · 20/01/2016 09:35

'I thought last night was all a bit of an anticlimax. I expected more Claig.'

It wasn't as good as it could have been. Trump sounded a little bit tired but he does a rally every single day so that is not surprising and Palin spoke too quickly and could have delivered a better, more hard-hitting speech, but at the end of teh day, it achieved its objective, to wreak havoc among the elite class.

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shoesSHOES · 20/01/2016 09:33

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claig · 20/01/2016 09:25

'I'm sure they (whoever they are) are quite happy'

Have you seen their faces lately? If worried sick and losing it is "happy", then they are ecstatic.

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BertrandRussell · 20/01/2016 09:24

I hate to be a party pooper- but people do know that claig's taking the piss, don't they?

Lweji · 20/01/2016 09:23

Just the idea of Trump being anti-establishment is laughable.
On the contrary. It seems to me he is very much pro-establishment and pro-elites.
Sexist, anti-immigration, anti-welfare, pro-gun, pro-military intervention.
I'm sure they (whoever they are) are quite happy.

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claig · 20/01/2016 09:22

They are roughly the same. The elites are the real big shots and the Establishment class is their set of bought and paid for hangers-on who try and turn the people against Trump.

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unexpsoc · 20/01/2016 09:17

Can I just check, is "The Establishment" the same as "Elites" in this parody, or are there subtle differences?

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claig · 20/01/2016 09:13

'I don't suppose there's a 'C*s for Trump?'

No, none of the Establishment support Trump.

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originalmavis · 20/01/2016 09:11

I don't suppose there's a 'C*s for Trump?

VoyageOfDad · 20/01/2016 09:09

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claig · 20/01/2016 09:04

If you like comedy, watch the Stump for Trump sisters. just ordinary people whose videos have gone viral and who have been invited onto all the TV stations. They were even invited onstage twice at Trump rallies to "stump for Trump".

The motto is

"Stump for Trump, baby" Grin

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unexpsoc · 20/01/2016 08:55

Wow. And thank you. I have often wondered what it would look like if somebody had a regular old nervous breakdown, but you could speed it up by feeding them Meth.

Now I know.

I only discovered this board yesterday. The secret of comedy? Timing.

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claig · 20/01/2016 08:53

'I don't understand, I thought the 'elites' were the republicans/far right.'

Nope. `Remember they all hate Trump. Everyone is against him - the BBC, the political class, the Establishment, the Bushes, the Clintons, the media, the bought and paid for pundits, the right-on comedians, Hollywood, Wall Street etc etc.

Only the people and Palin and the legendary Stump for Trump sisters, Diamond and Silk, are for him.

As Diamond and Silk so rightly say "they only smear who they fear".

www.diamondandsilkinc.com/

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Lweji · 20/01/2016 08:41

Giddy
An actual LOL from me.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 20/01/2016 08:39

I'll give them one thing. They struck a blow for feminism with that performance. No. Really. Run with it for a moment.

A whole speech and not one person anywhere was thinking or passing judgement on her hair.

When did that ever happen before? Grin

originalmavis · 20/01/2016 08:13

Palin's shrieking hurts my ears. It was on the radio this morning and I thought someone was castrating a baboon.

Lweji · 20/01/2016 07:32

I'm pretty sure he's Putin.

Focusfocus · 20/01/2016 07:10

Maybe claig IS trump?

Atenco · 20/01/2016 05:08

"I truly love you Claig. In the face of all adversity, ridicule and laughter you stand true. I think you're fucking barmy, but a good barmy"

I'm Mexican and I love claig

mimishimmi · 20/01/2016 05:06

Yeah, well, until he calls them out on their collaboration with the Saudis for 9/11 (and other false flags) he's still part of the 'elite'.

Maybe that's his shock announcement? I doubt it.

Mrswinkler · 20/01/2016 04:36

Pantone I'm in. What colour are they going to be?

Thundercrackers · 20/01/2016 03:17

#ELITEPANIC

I love that GrinGrinGrin

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