If Dave had sex with a pig then you just know Boris did too....

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MagpieRainbow · 23/09/2015 07:46

The two other big names on the Conservative landscape- Boris Johnson and George Osbourne- both attended similar or the very same educational establishments where this sort of ceremonial induction was a requisite. Had we not better look a bit further away for the next leader of the tories? That would ensure that they are then perceived as a party of meritocracy and not just a playground of those born into wealthy families. And also then we can be sure that they didn't have sex with a pig.

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MagpieRainbow · 23/09/2015 13:09

We are talking about class A drugs- no one even raises an eyebrow at weed, or indeed harder stuff that they did at uni. He wasn't at uni when the coke taking took place. And EVERYTHING you front as proof is open to debate. And if he didn't do it, why no denial other than the Dowling Street issued response? I wouldn't expect him to have to do a Clintenesque denial as he looks down the camera. I would not expect him to say 'I did not have sex with that pig'. But I would expect him to say something to express the ludicrousness of the 'allegation'. Perhaps there is more in the pipeline and any denial now will make him look like a liar (as well as a man who had sex with a pig).

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Isitmebut · 23/09/2015 09:29

"oh wait he had sexual knowledge of a dead pig-AND HE ALLOWED CLASS A DRUGS AT HIS HOUSE!

I have proof that Labour totally took an economy in 1997 that had grown for around 24 conseq quarters and over 13-years turned it seven ways to Sunday, into a TOTAL overspending basket case.

Where is your proof any of our politicians was involved with the pig initiation 'stuff' - as even the author says it does not exist?

Drugs, so none of the Labour politicians in their youth took drugs, p-lease.

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MagpieRainbow · 23/09/2015 09:15

I was saying the blame spreads in so many directions its almost invisible. Thank you for 'proving' it to me. I have now been converted from a dubious-of -all-parties/ideologies/leaders person into a subscriber of all things Tory and I will eternally disregard any Labour supporters attempts to convert me by rolling of a similar bunch of figures and incidents- oh wait he had sexual knowledge of a dead pig-AND HE ALLOWED CLASS A DRUGS AT HIS HOUSE!

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squidzin · 23/09/2015 09:12

I fucking Love the Daily Mail !!!!

Isitmebut · 23/09/2015 09:04

MagpieRainbow ... Im sure that was more to do with a global financial crisis than anything to do with Labour.

Well I can prove that it wasn't, it was the pig-ignorant policies mainly before the crash began, the massive building of a an expensive and large Quango Public Sector, benefits, welfare, tax credit state - as the private sector and citizens paid far more taxes supporting it, losing 1 million manufacturing jobs in their first 7-years during a boom, pensions were buggered, gold sold, hardly any homes built for a secret immigration policy - so WHEN the crash hit, real incomes fell, the Labour big State/Public Sector Ponzi scheme could only increase taxes, not lower them to help companies and the people.

Labour built an economy on the tax receipts of a financial bubble they helped create, by de regulating the UK banks that Brown has apologised for, so when the bubble burst, we had huge fixed costs but the tax receipts of huge borrowing/speculation fell away = the £153 billion budget deficit overspend Labour left, the largest in our peace time history and around 3 x that of socialist France.

And all that was better than the rumour of an act by the PM fixing that mess. Marvellous.

P.S. Still like to blame the Tories (even in opposition) for Labour's screw ups, priceless.

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MagpieRainbow · 23/09/2015 08:47

Im sure that was more to do with a global financial crisis than anything to do with Labour. And during their time in opposition there were no Tory propositions to insulate our economy from such an eventuality. I personally don't wonder if 'Tory sex with the pigs creates socialist politicians'. I just think its distasteful and Id rather have a leader I could be absolutely sure wasn't into that sort of thing.

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Isitmebut · 23/09/2015 08:10

Looking at the pigs ear of a state Labour left the UK in after 13-years of countless money and a parliamentary majority to shape the UK zoo exactly how they wanted it - one has to wonder if it is Tory sex with the pigs that creates socialist politicians.

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