Gordon Bennett speech in full swing underway right now.
Non-stop strutting across the stage, to and fro, hither and thither. More name-dropping than a retired luvvie reminiscing about old times - Nelson Mandela, Elton John, Amy Winehouse and then crashing back down to Neil Kinnock.
This is the best they have got. This is Custer's Last Stand. This is Stop Corbyn and stop the people at its finest.
But it's dragging on, the gags are going nowhere, the name-dropping is getting confusing, it's hard to keep track of all of them.
He mentioned someone called "Jenny Lee" that none of us have heard of apart from in that old country and western swing standard "Oh Jenny Lee from sunny Tennessee".
It's not looking good. Put your money on Corbyn while the bookies are still taking bets. Even the metropolitan elite have walked out of the room where the strutting is underway. They have had enough. Some of them were seen phoning the bookies trying to place a last minute desperate bet and shouting into the receiver "put it all on Corbyn, this is going to be a landslide, Brown has put the final nail in the coffin of our chances"
He mentioned "Sure Start". That's it, put your remaining coppers on Corbyn. It's all over. The people have won.