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Milibrand will be released today! Sensation of the campaign!

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claig · 29/04/2015 06:42

Russell Brand will release the full video of Milibrand today. Fantastic stuff.

Forget Dimbleby, forget Evan Davis and even forget Kay Burley, Russell Brand is the real deal. He is the one we want to watch (apart from Farage).

The trailer shows what we are likely to get - more mockney than in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels of Monkeys. Miliband looks like he no longer gives a monkeys, he's going flat out for it. His Oxbridge teenage advisers must have told him to watch the "characters" in Albert Square and make sure he drops as many aitches as he can, the public's "gotta" be done up like a kipper. There are more hand movements and "hell yeah" grimaces than Joe Pesci on steroids in Goodfellas, but these fellas ain't good, they're "bloody lively".

Ed is about to explain it to Russell and fortunately Russell stops him short and says let me say it in my own words, that'll be better. Better than predistribution, than predatry capitalism, than endogeneous growth theory? It doesn't get much better than that.

Can't wait for the full 20 minute video to be released. Forget the Labour Party political broadcasts with the usual list of luvvies, this is Russell Brand - a luvvie who still has some street cred - and the Oxford PPE egghead known as Red Ed. Will this finally put the election to bed?

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claig · 07/05/2015 16:29

No I voted Conservative for the council because I used to be a Conservative voter and I hope they will keep the council tax low and hopefuly fix potholes etc even though I am cheesed off that it was the arrogant Conservatives who turned our streetlights off after midnight without asking us. But they may have been taught a lesson now, I think they know that Essex is in revolt and we have had enough of them.

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 07/05/2015 16:07

claig voted tactically, I'm guessing labour.

JazzAnnNonMouse · 07/05/2015 16:00

Who out of the 'establishment ' did to vote for?

claig · 07/05/2015 10:22

I even looked on the back of the ballot, i thought there must be some mistake. In the end, I had to vote Establishment, There was no alternative. I looked to the Heavens, asked for forgiveness and placed a cross against Establishment. Miffed? You betcha.

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claig · 07/05/2015 10:10

I reread the local council ballot, then reread it, held it up to the light and reread it, turned it upside down and reread it, rotated it several times then reread it and every time all I saw was Establishment. Miffed? You betcha.

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claig · 07/05/2015 10:08

"Ukip will win most votes in Essex, according to latest Chronicle poll"

NIGEL Farage's Ukip are set to storm Essex according to the latest Essex Chronicle poll.

We asked 295 online readers what party they will be voting for in both the General Election and in their local elections.

And Ukip came up trumps in both, securing 26.3 per cent of the national vote and 39.7 per cent in the local elections."

www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Ukip-look-set-storm-barricades-area/story-26449712-detail/story.html

That is the people's party.

We also voted for council elections and I couldn't believe that in my one, there was no UKIP candidate for that. There were five choices, each one Establishment.

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LittleLionMansMummy · 07/05/2015 09:48

Dangerous indeed Lumpy. The slightly more acceptable face of the BNP...

LumpySpacedPrincess · 07/05/2015 06:52

Not establishment at all, just a bunch of local haters. It's okay to be racist in the street now, I honestly despair, all this on the back of one charismatic man.

You think people would learn.

You think people would remember.

JazzAnnNonMouse · 06/05/2015 23:16

Id rather be a 'luvie' than a fascist.

claig · 06/05/2015 19:42

'and someone has taken the lid off them tonight.'

My guess is it may be Establishment dirty tricks.

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 06/05/2015 19:38

Honestly claig, it is bloody ugly down here. Really, really ugly. UKIP attract a lot of racists, can't think why Hmm and someone has taken the lid off them tonight.

I'm keeping my head down and my fingers crossed that by some miracle Will wins. He's a good local lad that grew up here and is rising his family in the area, he understands Thanet and what the people need.

The real people claig, not the haters.

claig · 06/05/2015 08:43

Lumpy, you say Farage may not make it in South Thanet, but according to this report that I am reading over my crunchie breakfast and double espresso, it's going absolutely wild down there. The report syas there is Farage-mania unlike anything seen since the Beatlesmania of the early sixties.

"THE Isle of Thanet has not seen anything quite like it since The Beatles played six consecutive nights at the Margate Winter Gardens a little over half a century ago.

"I love you, Nigel!" screams a teenage girl across Ramsgate High Street at the passing parliamentary election candidate. Another female admirer dashes up to thrust a bouquet of roses into his hands.

Farage-mania is sweeping Kent's most eastern tip. On a blazing Bank Holiday Monday, Nigel Farage is greeted with handshakes and car-horn toots wherever he goes.
...
At the Belle Vue pub, he is greeted like a regular.

"You can pretty much guarantee that 80 per cent of people in this place are voting Ukip. It is the common sense party," says the landlord."

www.express.co.uk/news/politics/575163/Farage-mania-Street-Thanet-party-leader-shores-election-support

Incredible scenes down there!

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 05/05/2015 19:17
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claig · 05/05/2015 18:55

Yeah right Grin

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 05/05/2015 18:51

Claig you are so busted. I always assumed you were a group of bored daily mail journalists but now I see the truth. Grin

claig · 05/05/2015 17:20

UKIP are common sense. If you spot a Common Sense bus on tour in your vicinity, go and have a chat with a member of the People's Army on board, they'll give you a common sense leaflet and explain the common sense revolution. There are no platitudes, no spin, they like to keep it real, down with the people, not the PPEs.

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claig · 05/05/2015 17:17

You don't get it. UKIP are not politically correct progressives like the modernisibg Cameroons. UKIP don't bandy about platitudes like Nick "Fair Society" Clegg. UKIP are not PPEs from Oxbridge.

Here is a progressive former adviser to the progressive Blair, who is all for the Cameroons' Big Society - Fair Society.

www.thersa.org/discover/publications-and-articles/matthew-taylor-blog/2010/07/big-society---fair-society/

UKIP are different. UKIP are real

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Isitmebut · 05/05/2015 17:08

claig .. like i'd have to be from CCHQ not to rumble Labour and UKIP's mistruths. lol

re your "UKIP is not only about an EU referendum, it is the party of common sense and change and the people."

"Remember those historic words that Farage stated when he thrashed Establishment Clegg in the debate."

"Join the People's Army. Let's topple the Establishment"

You missed out "FAIR" as that would have completed the mantra set of every clueless far left and far right wing party looking power in Europe.

'A grave moment for France': National Front sweeps to victory in Paris leaving Socialist government fighting for life - and in Germany a neo-Nazi is elected for first time in decades”
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2638965/Massive-victory-French-far-right-National-Front-record-quarter-vote-Euro-elections.html

• FN leader Marine Le Pen heralded victory for 'sovereign people of France'
• Results so far guarantee FN around a third of France's 74 seats
• Prime Minister Manuel Valls described result as 'a shock, an earthquake'
• President Francois Hollande holds 'urgent' talks with ministers after poll
• Germany faces having first far-Right candidate in decades
• Anti-Islamic party wins more than a quarter of vote in Denmark
• Radical left and far-Right in Greece both perform well
• Beppe Grillo's Five Star movement beaten into second place in Italy

What a shame they never point out what is "the change", "fair", or "common sense" policies are until they get in power and then see they have the same 'ol problems as the previous lot - funny that.

claig · 05/05/2015 16:57

You couldn't rumble a bee if it stung you on the nose. If that's the best you've got, CCHQ will ask for their money back.

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Isitmebut · 05/05/2015 16:40

Claig ...good job, there is 5 of your Kremlin 135 comments straight off the bat; well done comrade.

If you go M.I.A, we'll assume you've been shot for being rumbled. lol

claig · 05/05/2015 15:36

Can you just imagine what it will be like on the BBC on election night?

Dimbleby:
What on earth is happening? Whole counties are in danger of going purple. No one apart from the People's Army predicted this. Russell Brand seems to have had no impact on results. Let's go over to our expert, Professor John Curtice, to try and make some sense of these extraordinary results. John, what on earth is going on?

Professor John Curtice:
Beats me, David. No one apart from some of the wiser heads in the People's Army predicted this. This is really quite extraordinary. Politics as we know it has changed forever. Everyone who was asked said they voted for common sense. As Farage said "some of the liberal metropolitan elite may wake up with a bit of a hangover" Grin

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claig · 05/05/2015 15:28

This is what Farage said

“I’ve got a feeling next Friday morning some of the liberal metropolitan elite may wake up with a bit of a hangover.”

Marvellous stuff Grin
Watch the panic in BBC studios on Thursday night as the People's Army's victories are read out.

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claig · 05/05/2015 15:18

Have you not heard about the Common Sense Tour?

It's sweeping the nation. Everyone's taking part, apart from the Oxbridge PPEs.

People are shaking rattles, they're waving flags, they're dancing in the streets. This is democracy at its finest, this is the people's revolution. Hope has returned and common sense will follow. Don't miss out, don't be like Establishment Russell Brand and not vote, turn out Thursday and participate in the people's purple revolution and don't be surprised to see purple Common Sense vans and buses and charabancs and horse-drawn carts and puffing billies (and I don't mean Farage) absolutely everywhere!

www.dianejamesukip.com/south-east/all-aboard-the-common-sense-tour

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claig · 05/05/2015 14:45

'And Russell Brand should be voting Conservative as well.'

Russell Brand doesn't vote. As I have said before, I think he is only the Establishment's weapon to try to stop the people's revolution.

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claig · 05/05/2015 14:42

It is Farage's People's Army. We will be cheering Farage on on Thursday night in Thanet South. Drinks will be drunk, glasses will be raised and horns will be hooted. The People's Army will be in celebratory mode. With Farage there will be no politically correct minimum alcohol pricing levels imposed by our Oxbridge "terribly bright" politically correct PPE political class. The people's revolution against our elites will have begun.

'what record does UKIP have?'
A record of common sense statements that are second to none.

'UKIP is still the 'party of protest''
It certainly is a party of protest against our politically correct political class, but it is also a party of the people and home to the People's Army.

UKIP is not only about an EU referendum, it is the party of common sense and change and the people.

Remember those historic words that Farage stated when he thrashed Establishment Clegg in the debate.

"Join the People's Army. Let's topple the Establishment"

Thursday is election day. Let's make history. Let's party into the night as we paint the town purple.

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