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Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:31

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

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VivaLeBeaver · 06/04/2015 11:43

Dave a very fertile isn't he? Lots of kids and reportedly quite broody. Maybe I could get upduffed and then sting him for loads of child support.

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:41

My Fred, my rules. [grrr]

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VivaLeBeaver · 06/04/2015 11:41

I think Shiny Dave might drip or even melt or over you in bed.

VivaLeBeaver · 06/04/2015 11:41

I have a horrible feeling this story will be in the Daily Mail by Tuesday.

LindyHemming · 06/04/2015 11:40

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AgadorSpartacus · 06/04/2015 11:40

Sorry I cannot adhere to your rules Grin

Therefore

Shag - Nick
Marry - Nick
Cliff - Dave
Ed
Nick
Cliff

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:39

Grin at "He could do the heavy lifting and I'd sort the technical bits out myself."

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OrlaGogg · 06/04/2015 11:39

Re Ed - think of the spit, though. Yuk.

OrlaGogg · 06/04/2015 11:38

Have you seen the pix of the young Nick Clegg as a sixth former at Westminster School? Hmmm?

KingJoffreyFanciesDarylDixon · 06/04/2015 11:38

Marry Ed.

He clearly earns a fair bit and looks like he'd do as he's told.

Probably be shit in bed though. Cameron has broad shoulders. I reckon he'd be a passable shag. He could do the heavy lifting and I'd sort the technical bits out myself.

TMI?

VivaLeBeaver · 06/04/2015 11:37

Marry Clegg (assuming Id have to shag him repeatedly when married), shag Ed (as it will be a one off), Cameron off a cliff.

That sounds like I want to shag Clegg repeatedly and I dont, but couldn't cope with having to shag Ed repeatedly.

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:36

That's not the question Euphemia. I'd do the same really

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:35

I think I'd probably do Dave (if forced), marry Cleggy and chuck Ed off the cliff.

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