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Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:31

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

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PrivatePike · 06/04/2015 15:01

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LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 06/04/2015 14:56

Ohh yes, Boris... didn't realise he was an option. I wouldn't shag him (he does too much of that), I'd marry him so I didn't have to... Grin

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 06/04/2015 14:55

*shag! Blush

AuntieStella · 06/04/2015 14:55

Or, to ring the changes a little:

Shag: Boris (laugh all the way)
Marry: Gideon (so I finally get nice wallpaper)
Cliff: Cameron

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 06/04/2015 14:52

Is anybody keeping a poll of how these men are doing in the stab, marry and push off a cliff stakes? Grin

Stratter5 · 06/04/2015 14:48

Marry Nick
Ed off a cliff
Shag David, and stab him repeatedly in the back whilst doing so.

Oh the sacrifices I would make for my country.

MTWTFSS · 06/04/2015 14:25

Shag Dave. Marry Ed (I'd take the 2 kitchens then kill him). Cliff Clegg.

bananaramamelodrama · 06/04/2015 13:37

Nick Clegg's quite nice looking actually - I liked watching him on the leaders debates last time and this time.

I would definitely shag him, and not just because of this thread!

For the purposes of this thread though:

Shag: David
Marry: Nick
Cliff: Ed
(sorry Ed, I think you seem like ever such a nice man but I just don't want to have the sex with you!)

stormflower · 06/04/2015 13:24

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Blarblarblar · 06/04/2015 13:24

Whatcha mean Coumarin the thought of his pointy wee face grunting and thrusting away doesn't fill you with lustGrin

derxa · 06/04/2015 13:18

Shag them all and then go to the Daily Star to do a massive kiss and tell.
How much would I get? Headline?

Coumarin · 06/04/2015 13:16

Funky makes an excellent point.

Nick's alright though. He now has that weary look that only politicians have after being in office for a few years but a few holidays in the sun, he'll be himself again. He's good looking.

Dave is a cyborg. Stop shagging him. It's giving me the bauk.

Blarblarblar · 06/04/2015 13:12

Mmmmmm wow this is tricky I'd have to be shiiiiit faced but could probably shag Dave, marry Nick and Ed (sorry to say is actually just unattractive to live ?? I would have rather shagged Gordon) would go off the cliff.

funkynmunky · 06/04/2015 12:55

Do we have to face them during the encounter? This could make a difference.

TSSDNCOP · 06/04/2015 12:38

Jolly good Fry.

We just need to find a bit they don't for the hurling/non Poldark purposes.

Maliceaforethought · 06/04/2015 12:37

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FryOneFatManic · 06/04/2015 12:35

The NT already own large parts of the coastline......

TSSDNCOP · 06/04/2015 12:33

Galloping moodily, striding moodily, looking out to sea moodily and swimming off the bottom moodily.

Have the NT or some other worthy group not thought to protect the Poldark cliffs indefinitely.

TSSDNCOP · 06/04/2015 12:29

He notion of eds face in any expression gives me a gypey tummy.

That odd look he kept giving the camera during the debate was just weird.

So I say "Ed. Cease and desist with the face immediately."

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 12:29

Good point coumarin. Sorry.

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Coumarin · 06/04/2015 12:28

Do not sully the Poldark cliffs with politicians bodies. They are for Aidan Turner galloping broodily along them, only.

Coumarin · 06/04/2015 12:26

Can't believe anyone would consider shagging Dave. Imagine his sex face. Sad

And before anyone says 'yeh but imagine Ed's'. We've already seen it in various situations.

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MardyBra · 06/04/2015 12:26

Oh yes Daryl. A nice Poldarky cliff would do it.

Preferably with Poldark doing the naked swimming in the cove below.

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DarylDixonsDarlin · 06/04/2015 12:24

Plenty of cliffs here in Cornwall for them to fall off, Honey. Clegg was down here just a few weeks ago actually, and Scameron has holidayed here a few times I think, and his wife gave birth down here. So its the ideal setting! Milibands are lesser spotted here though,not sure how I could lure him down here to put the plan into action.