Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

Has anyone actually tossed Nick yet?

He's very popular!

I am going to throw myself off the cliff after just learning that I am a year older than Nigel Farage.

Cliff - Cameron
Marry - Nick but get him to take the blame for pushing Cameron off the cliff (he's shown willing at doing that in government) He'd then go to prison and we'd have a lovely pen-pal marriage interspersed with me taking him in cake and cigarettes every month
Shag - Ed (people who've met him go on about how surprisingly attractive he is in the flesh)

Yes, I know this isn't in the spirit of the original question, but there does need to be room to Take A Lover into the equation.

So: you could marry dependable Ed and discuss stultifyingly dull party politics with him whilst dallying with Mr Clegg. Or Dave Grohl, as someone mentioned above.

Cameron would be off the cliff before the above arrangement was even contemplated.

but it looks like nick has grown some balls recently

(this is not a link to a picture of his balls, btw,just in case you were scared to look)

ALl off a cliff and become a nun.

nick is a lot younger than DH.

i can't believe that farage is younger than my dh. (actual dh IRL, not Ed)

However - someone did say earlier about repeated shagging - i personally think that marriage is possible without repeated shagging.

I'd be very happy to repeatedly shag Nick.
Especially after googling images of him to try to find one of him in glasses (can't find a posed one, only ones where he's genuinely reading)

Okay, i'll have a happy but sexless marriage with Ed, and Nick can be my lover.
I think we should shag repeatedly and often.

ooh, could he be my concubine or whatever the male equivalent of a concubine is

I think he's pretty enough to have lovely children.

I refuse point blank to believe that anyone could shag Nigel Farage. He looks like a spoof, puppet caricature crossed with Mr Bean and a toad.

Shag - Dave
Marry - Nick
Cliff - Ed (no way could I shag or marry the gurning gimp)

He would need a very short leash tis true.

Yes, good point re Nick for marriage. There was something slightly nagging me about choosing Ed for marriage earlier, but Nick seems too much of a switherer for that.

I still maintain Nick looks like he knows his way around though...

That is a very good point about Nick, nickel, and one I hadn't fully considered. Perhaps he is a bit flakey for marriage.

okay, this is purely based on politics and the recent and proven history of said politics and nothing at all to do with the fact that i have a secret crush on nick who actually looks really sexy in his new glasses

cliff - dave.
shag - nick - previously would have said marry to him, but he's proven to be unfaithful and flaky, so i wouldn't want to risk marriage on him
marry - ed - he seems like a marriable type.

Shag - Nick, a proper hate fuck it would be too. I'd make him speak in forrin to me a la Fish Called Wanda

Marry - Ed, a sexless marriage. All that blue balls frustration might drive him to be a contender.

Cliff - the vile Cameron. And I would enjoy it, in fact I'd invite all my friends and family to watch.

Marry Nick - he seems the popular choice.

Get blind drunk and shag Dave

It's the cliff for Ed. Sorry. Might give him a rope so he can abseil down rather than die. I couldn't marry or shag him because I'm convinced he's an extra from Wallace and Gromit.

All off cliff, though hopefully the tides in and they just get a wee bit wetter than they already are.
Then away to have a cuppa and a nice scone with Nicola Sturgeon

Cliff - Dave! In fact I'd like him to be on a bungee cord so I could do it over and over.
Marry - ed. His posing face during the debates made me laugh. Marriage needs more than just sec right??
Shag - Nick and throw up a lot afterwards. Although if I did it in that order the marriage would be over quickly at least.

Marry Clegg
Stomach churning choice of who to shag but it would have to be Ed aka Plug from the Beano as that would mean I'd get to enjoy shoving Hameron off the cliff

Noooo, George is gagworthy. There are those of us not me who'd be sidling up to Alex Salmond if Gideon was the only other option.

I shamefully admit to having a bit of a thing for the boy George, especially since he's been doing the 5:2... So I'd shag him, marry red Ed (he seems to have a bit of a sense of humour buried somewhere in there) and it would be curtains for Danny

All three of those would be cliffed, surely?

Danny Alexander has lovely hair, though.
Ed Balls has the look of the schoolboy snitch to him.

Marlin, you are evil! There's no way I could shag any of those three so they would all be going off the cliff!

Shag- Ed I couldn't with the other two no way, no how, never not for a billion pounds and Dave Grohl as my own personal play toy.

I would marry Nick for a billion pounds and Dave Grohl.

I'd push bastard Cameron off the biggest cliff I could fine twice.