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Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

189 replies

MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:31

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

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AnnaFiveTowns · 07/04/2015 10:40

Isla GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin I'm starting to see him in a whole new light!

Shag - Nick
Marry - Ed
Cliff - Dave

I'd have to ensure that the fall didn't kill Dave though, then I'd take him to the local a and e and make him wait, in pain, on a trolley in a hospital corridor for 8 hours.

SprungHasSpring · 07/04/2015 08:44

Shag Nick (albeit very reluctantly)
Marry David
Cliff Ed

BumgrapesofWrath · 07/04/2015 08:39

Shag Ed (I reckon he'd be a bit dirty)
Marry Nick
Cliff Dave

Oodear · 07/04/2015 08:31

I'm with the shag Clegg, marry Ed he looks a pushover and Cameron off a cliff v hard with something spiky to roll down

DarylDixonsDarlin · 07/04/2015 00:38

I google imaged Clegg for late night wanking fodder to remind myself what he looked like,and Nigel appeared as a suggestion, so I clicked on his name. I was treated to a horrifying montage of Nigelfaces, each with an odd expression Easter Shock

DarylDixonsDarlin · 07/04/2015 00:34

Nigel is watching you all Grin

Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?
DustyMaiden · 07/04/2015 00:27

I'm having a threesome fantasy, shoving them all off the cliff.

bananaramadramallama · 07/04/2015 00:19

Isla - "I'd do Nick Clegg til his cock fell off"

ShockBlushShockBlushShock

I would too, actually

I've a proper crush on Nick Clegg! Grin

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 07/04/2015 00:18

Make that two, I hadn't added the last few posts.

MrsGuyGarvey · 07/04/2015 00:17

Shag - Nick, he's good looking and looks like he'd be dirty enough for it to be fun, but I couldn't respect him because of the tuition fees.

Marry - Ed, I like his politics and if I were his wife I could help keep him on the right path. Also I reckon he'd be either very dirty in bed or a premature ejaculator in which case it'd be over quickly at least.

Dave - just looking at him makes me shudder, he'd be a feathery stroker.

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 07/04/2015 00:13

One person is going to send Nick over the cliff, banana. There was a clear winner for who was going over earlier, but it's got closer over the last couple of pages.

Frostycake · 07/04/2015 00:07

Ed - off the cliff. Cruel to be kind & all that.

Dave - shag (might be good as a one-off and looks to have decent sized hands). I'd enjoy cutting him down to size afterwards too.

Nick - marry - definitely marry. I'd quite happily shag him every day for the rest of my life. He looks well put together and I'd love waking up to that face every morning. Decent bloke too.

Nigel - needs to go into show business where he cant harm anyone.

GermanHouseCat · 06/04/2015 23:46

I would happily shag George Osborne since his makeover.

I'll get my coat.

The others:

Shag - Ed
Marry - Dave
Cliff - Nick

drinkscabinet · 06/04/2015 23:45

Always shag the Toryboys, they are dirrrrrty. Although while in search of the photo of a young Clegg I found one of a young Cameron that looks disturbingly like a very old boyfriend of mine which is a bit freaky.

butterfly2015 · 06/04/2015 23:40

Shag ed.
Marry Nick.
Dave is going off the cliff

nickelbarapasaurus · 06/04/2015 23:39

isla god i hope not - me wanting Nick clegg as a concubine would not please dh. Shock

nickelbarapasaurus · 06/04/2015 23:37

Worrying, isn't it mardy

It's his fault - I've always voted libdem and because of the last general election fiasco, I feel like I've been cheated on.
Which is probably why I've got this obsession.

I'll be bunny boiling next, you know....

MrsFring · 06/04/2015 23:35

You're welcome SilverBirch. For ten years of Labour I would offer me arse to the evil fuckers.

Now that's patriotism.

Islanegra · 06/04/2015 23:28

What's making me laugh is that I have no doubt whatsoever that some aide will read this and repeat the best bits back to them!

So Nick it's true! Fwarr!

SilverBirch2015 · 06/04/2015 23:26

That's very noble of you MrsFring, your country thanks you Grin

Islanegra · 06/04/2015 23:23

I'd do Nick Clegg till his cock fell off.

MrsFring · 06/04/2015 23:22

Funnily enough I was discussing this with DH; I would shag Dave or Gideon if it would guarantee a Labour government for the next five years. I would tolerate a threesome, even.

Forward with Britain.

Original poster
MardyBra · 06/04/2015 23:09

I'm a bit concerned that you seem to be overly invested in this nickel.

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nickelbarapasaurus · 06/04/2015 23:03

banana Shock we're talking sex, not masturbation! Shock (although it could be part of the foreplay - it's sure to be good sex if it's to be repeated...)

Ohh, you meant off the cliff .....

itsbetterthanabox · 06/04/2015 22:53

Marry Ed. Obviously, he's adorable.
Kill Cameron. Obviously, he's a twat.
I suppose shag Clegg but I'd rather not Confused